so five minutes ago

Totally and completely out of date, or style. Recently hip, or cutting edge, but no longer so.

Oh my Gawd! Those acid-washed, wide-leg raver pants are SO five minutes ago!

by Cap'n Sweaty! October 9, 2003

mexican five star

a girl wont eat your cum when sucking your dick so you jack off in your hand and slap her with it

Dude last night i totaly mexican five stared that bitch

by hato February 27, 2006

Firekow

Derived from fire and cow, this mythical manbeast can't spell, posts on PBReview.com, operates a website, and is pretty secksy.

Firekow is the secks.

by Firekow September 5, 2004

Five steppage

When you're on the stairs walking down, and 5 steps below you you can see the most AWESOME-CLEAVAGE-EVER

The best distance on stairs from which to observe cleavage

Yo i was walkin down da stairs, and dis chick was walkin up, and i saw some five steppage

or just as a fragment while walking

DUDE, FIVE STEPPAGE

by lukelovespinkstuff1034 February 11, 2009

five star funny

When something, typically the drunk act of a friend, is beyond hilarious... it becomes five star funny.

Dude... did you see that wicked drunk girl fall off the bar stool and pee herself over there? That shit was five star funny!

by dzjenna September 25, 2009

Five On One Basketball

Five on one basketball is the act of masturbating. Since your hand has five fingers(generally) and you use your hand to masturbate(usually), the term was coined.

Man, when I'm stressed out, I get in a good game of

"five on one basketball" and I feel much better.

"Hey, did you and that broad have sex last night?"
"Nah, she got me all worked up and left, so I got in a good session of 'five one one basketball' to cure my blue balls"

by Headuardo December 17, 2011

five pillars of tumblr

1. Aesthetics
2. Fandoms
3. Social Justice

4. Memes
5. Porn

DeMarcus: yo what's this cool site tumblr all about?

Shaquayquaydiddylaundraesha: cmon man haven't you heard about the five pillars of tumblr?

by Steven Joseph Brown April 3, 2017