Texas Finger Trap

When two men are in the act of preforming a sixty-nine, a third party, wearing a ten gallon hat, begins to finger the two men's assholes.

Sherry recently bought a ten gallon hat and then asked Steven and I if we wanted to try the Texas Finger Trap. We said yes.

by Mr. Unplugged September 6, 2016

Zesty Taco Finger Pop

When you devour a box of Doritos Locos Tacos and don't lick your fingers. Then you finger pop your girlfriends recently contaminated butt hole (She has to have just pinched a loaf).

Tim: Man, after I was finished the 12 pack taco box from Taco Bell, I then threw my hand down my slam-piece's pants and got my cheesy fingers in her recently packed asshole.

Dave: Wait, are trying to tell me you Zesty Taco Finger Popped her?

by Equine Ducklings December 18, 2013

One finger salute

international understanding of 'fuck you'

┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐ ... ╭∩╮(︶ε︶メ)╭∩╮

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.........\.................\/..../

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Need i say more ?

1.Giving your lecturer a one finger salute is a great way to get expelled from college.

2.Giving your dad a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown out of the house.

3.Giving your girlfriend a one finger salute is a great way to get dumped and have hot coffee poured all over your crotch.

4.Giving the president a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown in jail.

by zingeraddict September 26, 2011

Finger of Doom

To ram ones finger into anothers anus without warning whilst shouting "FINGER OF DOOM"

me:"hey baby wanna have some fun?"
girl:"with you no thanks"
me:"FINGER OF DOOM"
girl:"OMG MY ASS"

by Sam Lawless October 7, 2008

finger

A part of your hand

I have fingers

by panda1215 April 7, 2015

Phat Fingered Essex Ska

Awesome venue rockin' reggae/ska/dub written, recorded and preformed by essex's finest hippies - the New Town Kings - perfect for skanking to.

Person 1: Feel like some skanking to cheer me up....
Person 2: *puts on phat fingered essex ska*
Person 1: *has never heard anything as wicked as it before and immediately starts to skank and doesn't stop until they collapse on the floor form exhaustion*

by Ska-gal July 23, 2009

authority finger

What an uptight angry person points at you, usually the index finger, but could be another finger, if the pointer finger has been amputated...

I know you are angry with me dear, but please refrain from pointing your authority finger at me...

by king4aday1976 October 10, 2010