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When you devour a box of Doritos Locos Tacos and don't lick your fingers. Then you finger pop your girlfriends recently contaminated butt hole (She has to have just pinched a loaf).
Tim: Man, after I was finished the 12 pack taco box from Taco Bell, I then threw my hand down my slam-piece's pants and got my cheesy fingers in her recently packed asshole.

Dave: Wait, are trying to tell me you Zesty Taco Finger Popped her?
by Equine Ducklings December 18, 2013
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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