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No Facebook

A phrase you have to yell before you allow someone to take a picture of you, or tell them something that you don't want on facebook.
"Oh my god that's so funny, let me take a picture"

"fine... but No Facebook!"

OR

"I gotta tell you something really funny, but No Facebook!"
by lacubsfan November 18, 2009
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Facebook

Person 1: Man I fail
Person 2: Like Facebook!
by Jesus1540003 January 22, 2011
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facebooked

When you are too busy on facebook to do anything else.Early symptom of Facebook addiction and a sign that you need to get a life.
Gerald: Yo dude a bunch of us are trying to go to the club man are you free?
Samuel: Sorry man, I just saw my schedule and I'm facebooked on all of my time slots.
by frankreynolds July 24, 2010
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Facebooker

Cool person who realizes MySpace sucks and just wants web presence to keep in touch with friends.
MySpace is ghey, so I'm a facebooker now.
by Scribbly1 August 12, 2008
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Facebook

A social media platform for people who's political candidate recently lost an election to express graphically how tightly their panties are knotted up into a wad. In the event of male participants see: Mangina
Hey! I just came up with another reason they can impeach Trump! I'm going to post it to Facebook. He never should have won anyway. Hillary was the better candidate
by Stubruce January 10, 2017
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Facebooked

A person who is caught doing something illegal by police who used Facebook statuses by said person to bring their illegal actions to light. Basically, police search for stuff on Facebook and people's incriminating status updates get them caught.
An example of a news story about a person who was Facebooked:

Police arrested a 23 year old Mark Johnson today for allegedly posting on Facebook that he was going to score a lot of money for his crystal meth earlier this week. He has been charged with owning and operating a meth lab and police say his statements on Facebook lead to his arrest after a quick search.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010
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Facebooking

just being on facebook and checking out whats new is called facebooking
-"what did you do today?"

-"I spent all day Facebooking"
by H. Jane August 21, 2008
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