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Facebook

A social networking site that has the epitome of EPIC FAIL with every new design...
Hey...where'd my Facebook friends list go?!?!
WTF happened to my Facebook inbox?!?!
I am so confused...where's the old Facebook?! Change it back!!!
by lilGAPeach February 10, 2010
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Facebook

A popular website where people get the balls to say things that they would not say in real life to someone. You know who the fuck I am bitch.
You said that to me on facebook but I bet you don't have the balls to say that to me in person right? Thats what I thought.
by Thef8ceOFF April 17, 2010
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facebooked

When you are too busy on facebook to do anything else.Early symptom of Facebook addiction and a sign that you need to get a life.
Gerald: Yo dude a bunch of us are trying to go to the club man are you free?
Samuel: Sorry man, I just saw my schedule and I'm facebooked on all of my time slots.
by frankreynolds July 24, 2010
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Facebooker

Cool person who realizes MySpace sucks and just wants web presence to keep in touch with friends.
MySpace is ghey, so I'm a facebooker now.
by Scribbly1 August 12, 2008
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Facebook

A social media platform for people who's political candidate recently lost an election to express graphically how tightly their panties are knotted up into a wad. In the event of male participants see: Mangina
Hey! I just came up with another reason they can impeach Trump! I'm going to post it to Facebook. He never should have won anyway. Hillary was the better candidate
by Stubruce January 10, 2017
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Facebooked

A person who is caught doing something illegal by police who used Facebook statuses by said person to bring their illegal actions to light. Basically, police search for stuff on Facebook and people's incriminating status updates get them caught.
An example of a news story about a person who was Facebooked:

Police arrested a 23 year old Mark Johnson today for allegedly posting on Facebook that he was going to score a lot of money for his crystal meth earlier this week. He has been charged with owning and operating a meth lab and police say his statements on Facebook lead to his arrest after a quick search.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010
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Facebooking

just being on facebook and checking out whats new is called facebooking
-"what did you do today?"

-"I spent all day Facebooking"
by H. Jane August 21, 2008
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