Hey I was going to cure cancer but I went on facebook instead.
Hey I was going to try and meet women IRL but facebook seemed easier.
Hey I wasn't planning on stalking this girl, but it just sort of happened.
Hey I was going to hang out with my friends, but I spent it on face book instead.
Hey I was going to do something productive but I went on facebook instead
Hey Im going to break up with someone but dont want to see them while doing it....hmmm....Facebook!
Me:Hey Im going to kill all the jews....
You: I dont care Im on Facebook!
Hey I was going to try and meet women IRL but facebook seemed easier.
Hey I wasn't planning on stalking this girl, but it just sort of happened.
Hey I was going to hang out with my friends, but I spent it on face book instead.
Hey I was going to do something productive but I went on facebook instead
Hey Im going to break up with someone but dont want to see them while doing it....hmmm....Facebook!
Me:Hey Im going to kill all the jews....
You: I dont care Im on Facebook!
by SWIY April 13, 2009
Get the Facebook mug.When someone post a status on Facebook that is very open ended or mysterious in the hopes of getting people to comment on their post. It is often used to gain sympathy from the posters friends.
Facebook status: "Kim is wondering if it's even worth it anymore."
Comment 1: "Hang in there things will get better I promise."
Comment 2: "It's always worth it."
Observer 1: Thats totally bait for Facebook Fishing.
Observer 2: Yeah she does that all the time to get attention.
Comment 1: "Hang in there things will get better I promise."
Comment 2: "It's always worth it."
Observer 1: Thats totally bait for Facebook Fishing.
Observer 2: Yeah she does that all the time to get attention.
by Cujo1809 August 28, 2009
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by BlkMusicMan317 January 5, 2011
Get the Facebook Junkie mug.When someone browses the Facebook photos of his/her "friends" because he/she's bored and finds them doing fun things. As a result, with each click or wall scroll he/she becomes increasingly convinced that he/she should be doing those things with those people, and he/she forgets that he/she is not an important part of any of their lives. After realizing the former statement, the stalker becomes depressed.
Last summer I had nothing to do because all of my real friends were away or had jobs, so instead I stayed inside all day and suffered from Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome because that cute asian girl from my art class kept uploading beach pics.
by Forever Alone Forever Alone December 18, 2011
Get the Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome mug.When assholes feel the need to share their love with all of their Facebook contacts, much to everyone else's dismay.
Asshole #1 missin u like crazy!
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Asshole #2 likes this.
Asshole #2 Me 2! Can't wait to c u l8r on 2nite, sexy! xoxo ♥
Friend who has to put up with this shit Fuck off already! Your facebook display of affection makes me wanna spew!
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Asshole #2 likes this.
Asshole #2 Me 2! Can't wait to c u l8r on 2nite, sexy! xoxo ♥
Friend who has to put up with this shit Fuck off already! Your facebook display of affection makes me wanna spew!
by pamhatesassholes July 27, 2009
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Get the facebook mug.When you go to show one of your friends how hot a guy/girl is on Facebook but when scrolling through their profile pictures, you realize that their pictures on Facebook don't do them any justice...a.k.a. "Facebook Justice".
Craig: Here are some hot pics of Wendy.
Ryan: Really Craig, is this the girl?
Craig: Dude, I swear she is hot! These pictures don't give her any Facebook Justice.
Ryan: Really Craig, is this the girl?
Craig: Dude, I swear she is hot! These pictures don't give her any Facebook Justice.
by RuCrRy November 25, 2010
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