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Quirk's Exception

Meaning that intentional invocation of Godwin's Law is ineffectual.
A: I enjoy apples.
B: I prefer oranges.
A: Nazi!
B: Godwin's Law.
A: Quirk's Exception.
by Sentius. February 6, 2004
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anal erection

When you get aroused so much that your ass cheeks automatically clench and can't stop!
Man: Nice Ass!
Woman: Thanks! I Shaved It Yesterday.
*Anal Erection Begins*
by AlexPower October 9, 2008
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hate erection

An erection caused mainly or solely based on the desire to get back or hurt someone.
Or to feel such strong feeling of hate towards a person or someone close to a person and to use your erected girth as a weapon of mental warfare
I hate this bloke call Tommy. Tom has numerous sisters and a girlfriend so based on the desire to piss off tom and not because i find any of them attractive. I sleep with them by aquiring a "hate erection" other possible situations indicative of "hate erection" include

"my girlfriend hasn't let me fuck her in 2 days man!"
"punish her"
"yeah hate erection"
or
I hate Noel so much to the point that I could get a "hate erection" and fuck him so as to scar him to the point he is not on televison anymore. Even though im not gay
by Captain Jim Gregory December 22, 2008
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Alabama Erection

When you get an erection about a member of your family. The Alabama Erection originates from Alabama where it is commonplace for people to gain erections for family members. Sickos...
Mother: Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Son (in a sheepish manner): Its an Alabama erection.

**Pleased with her findings the two proceed to copulate**
by Dannance January 12, 2011
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erection

1. the state marked by a firm form or "erect" position of a male penis or female clitorus which was previously flaccid and currently engorged with blood.
2. an occurance of one such penis or clitorus, usually brough on by sexual arousal.
3. an unwanted side effect of boredom of youths, usually in history class.
4. the process of constructing a building or monumanet.
5. boing!
In 7th grade I got an embarassing erection right as I had to stand up and recite the first 5 amendments in history class. I had to use my thick book to hide my boner as I stood up.
by Bud E Love May 16, 2003
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election

It's what evely asian male gets when watching poino frick....
I got an election ratching jenna jamerson!
by El Papa November 9, 2007
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One Erection

When you fuck a virgin to the hit song "What Makes You Beautiful" by the British boyband One Direction.
"Last night I gave a girl the One Erection in my car."
by Nancy_Grace March 22, 2015
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