ethanned

Extraordinary drunk. Drinking with a mission to get so intoxicated one becomes legless and annihilated. Typical comatose unresponsiveness by 2 hours into party. Unable to pace oneself. Loss of memory and motor skills. Getting ethanned is like euthanasia but your alive afterwards.

Once we get to port I am gonna get so ethanned!

Last night I got so ethanned I don't remember shit.

by the dangerous man March 20, 2016

Ethan

The T H I C C E S T whale God in the multiverse.

Hail Ethan the true whale god!

by True whale god January 31, 2020

Ethan

The gayest nigga alive known to women kind and he kinda smells like my under toe

I was walking then an ethan struck me.

by Cammy is hawt March 11, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is 100% better than Joshua. (Joshua sucks)

Ethan is better than Joshua

by ETHANGOODJOSHUASUCKS November 22, 2021

Ethan

The coolest skater boi out there he can snowboard like no other he’s also a god at Fortnite.

“Yo that Ethan kid is a god he’s good at everything”.

by Juul pod April 23, 2019

Ethan

If you find an Ethan consider yourself lucky. His brown eyes will find you instantly and you’ll never want to leave the room. He can be the absolute sweetest person. He knows when someone is upset or needs a friend. He has the cutest smile that will leave you speechless.

Lucky! You found yourself an Ethan!

by Fivethousand4once May 12, 2019

Ethan

A very cute, loving caring person with a kind heart. He is fit and often comes with a six pack. Hold on to him

Ethan you are so cute

by hghuuhnfi February 6, 2023