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Get the female essence mug.The rather unpopular Ford Capri replacment, the Probe was dubbed the Essex Porsche for being an appropriate status symbol at the Dagenham cruise circuit. This rather ugly motor shares it's chassis with, amongst others, Mazda vans.
Nowadays can include any crap wannabe sports car, but especially Fords, due to their now shut car plant at Dagenham, Essex.
Nowadays can include any crap wannabe sports car, but especially Fords, due to their now shut car plant at Dagenham, Essex.
Dudes! We got the driver himself in his Essex Porsche here, totally rev your engine and don't race him.
by dj_monged September 10, 2004
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Get the Essex mug.1)Filthy, balding, non-spanish speaking illegal immigrant who swears he is nothing more than one of 6 offspring of two white parents. Can normally be identified by the half eaten bag of trail-mix that someone else purchased sitting in the front seat of his plastic "Ferrari of Saturns".
Normally impressed by items "Not sold in stores" or "As seen on TV".
Has a VIP pass to every swap meet and flea market in the Central valley. he can be seen jumping at the chance to purchase anything being sold cheaper than MSRP and reselling the product for the smallest profit available, sometimes even losing money during the process.
Can be found in the early evenings rummaging through your refridgerator while bitching about the lack of food you have for him to take.
2) Beaner in denial.
Normally impressed by items "Not sold in stores" or "As seen on TV".
Has a VIP pass to every swap meet and flea market in the Central valley. he can be seen jumping at the chance to purchase anything being sold cheaper than MSRP and reselling the product for the smallest profit available, sometimes even losing money during the process.
Can be found in the early evenings rummaging through your refridgerator while bitching about the lack of food you have for him to take.
2) Beaner in denial.
Hey bro, wheres Estes?
I think hes out there trying to sell a Scooler for less than what he paid for it. Oh wait, hes in the fridge eating your sandwhich!
Fuckin Estes, what a beaner.
I think hes out there trying to sell a Scooler for less than what he paid for it. Oh wait, hes in the fridge eating your sandwhich!
Fuckin Estes, what a beaner.
by o560 October 31, 2008
Get the Estes mug.Many Fords were made at the lovely Dagenham, Essex plant. Over the years these cars and their revolutionary levels of soft, soft body work and inconsistent panel gaps became known as Essex or Dagenham Dogs.
The Ford Fiesta 1.6S MK3 was one of the only models not made in Germany or Spain, but because of it's combination of trim and engine had to be completed in the SVT (Special Vehicles Team) department at Dagenham. Do not buy this model, it can rust it's chassis rails through in about 3 years due to a bizarre lack of rust proofing.
I would guess they just plain thought someone else had sealed that bit. Perish the thought they make Police cars and Ambulances there.
I would guess they just plain thought someone else had sealed that bit. Perish the thought they make Police cars and Ambulances there.
by dj_monged September 10, 2004
Get the Essex Dogs mug.kick-ass band from Seminole, FL. They rock the house hardcore style. An awesome mix of musical genres such as Indie and Retro Rock. Some of their greatest influences are The Beatles, The Pixies, The White Stripes, Yo La Tengo, and The Doors. For more info. see www.theessentialsrock.com
Jimpi, Mada Condor, Fat Jew, and Milt playes some wicked awesome stuff. They are in a band called The Essentials!
by Alex March 16, 2005
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