Matt drago

this guy is kinda awesome

Matt Drago: i get em good

Acorns for all

by freshcesk February 25, 2013

Wreckon Dracgon

A WRECKON DRACGON:
1.)Someone who takes pure pleasure in destroying a party for personal gain.

2.)a man who most certainly has 'KORO'(shrunken penis disease)

3.)A pompous,untrustworthy, outlandish man with the inability to socialize with anyone outside of his home besides old-faithful 'righty'

4.)a man in dying need of a blow-job more than anyone in the WORLD!

ex 1: "hey man, I can't believe you wreckon dracgon just to get all the attention in the game competition"

ex 2:"I went to the doctor today that broke the news to me that I had wreckon dracgon!"

ex 3: "Dude, you're such a wreckon dracgon that you will never EVER get a woman for the rest of your life, FURTHERMORE you're always going to be a wreckon dracgon."

ex 4:"hey man we gotta go to the strip club and pick you up a lady for some dome(head) cause you have the worst case of wreckon dracgon ever, and you really need to get some.!!!

by MOSES69FORLIFE March 19, 2009

pancake dragon

When your sexual partner pours pancake mix into your asshole, and then as you continue to release it (either through flatulance or other more creative means) he /she will smack you and call you a roaring pancake dragon.

"Hey bro i just had some crazy mistress i met on craiglist give me the pancake dragon yesterday at denny's."

by NeighborPhil February 11, 2017

fire spitting dragon

When a male fires a spurt of boiling hot semen into his woman's eye momentarily blinding her

Carl unleashed his fire spitting dragon on the unsuspecting prostitute reducing her to her knees.

by LL Fire Spitting Dragon November 5, 2013

dragon tracks

n. said of an object that may have had a shady history, or was possibly used in a crime, in a previous owner's hands

I was pretty reluctant to buy that guy's '75 Eldorado - I sensed dragon tracks.

by blue2002 September 11, 2005

Dragon Hunting

Dragon Hunting is the Bisexual, Unatached Male equivalent of a Unicorn in Poly and Non-Monogamy lifestyles.

Jeb and Kara feel their lives are incomplete, and are looking for a third. They want a Bisexual Man, so they go Dragon Hunting.

by Milasriel March 9, 2018

Spyro The Dragon

An Awesome Video Game Character(My Favourite):P

Spyro The Dragon Rocks!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008