jelly doughnut

The sexual act of giving it to a woman in the ass and then punching her kidney so when you pull your cock out it will have blood on it.
Bitch was talking too much so bent her over and got myself a FAT jelly doughnut.
by Sir Mixnotsomuch February 22, 2004
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jelly doughnut

Cum'n in a chicks mouth, then slapping her in the face making her bleed. When she spits out the "love juice" it looks like the filling of a jelly doughnur
Dude, I gave her a "jelly doughnut"
by jo jo April 05, 2003
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goobie doughnut

A looser or an idiot who’s annoying but doesn’t really piss you off.
"you are such a goobie doughnut, but i love ya"
by miss lucifer/roccondil November 02, 2003
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you fucking doughnut

One of the best insults coming out of Gordon Ramsay’s mouth, one of the most destructive ways to end people’s lives and careers as they would end up having a heart attack or like a brain damage.
Patrick: hey fam, did you bring the assignment’s copies?
George: oh for fucks sake, I forgot it mate
Patrick: you fUcking dOughnUt, absolutely useless you are
by MsKeisha January 18, 2021
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Powdered Doughnut Hole

The act of putting cocaine on a finger and then sticking said finger into ones own or another person's asshole
Dude, I was so tired this morning that I needed a powdered doughnut hole just to get out of bed.
by BPS5 January 18, 2012
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Powdered Doughnut Treatment

Tackling someone into the snow then shoving snow into their face.
by MrX867 July 08, 2010
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Spanish Doughnut

The act of banging a girl upside-down in the ass so hard that she shits in a circle all over her ass. Then once the shitting is finished the man creams all over her chocolate goo.
I made a spanish doughnut in some harlot last night. We still have some icing left if you want to eat any.
by ColdHeartedCatfish September 25, 2010
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