ding dong ditch

To knock on someone's door, or ring their doorbell, and then run away. Hiding nearby to watch the person's reaction is optional.

Known as "Nigger Knocking" in less politically-correct times and less politically-correct places such as the Deep South.

"I'm bored. Let's go ding dong ditch mean old Mr. Wilson next door and then hide in the bushes to watch his reaction."

by Chickendog Jackson July 9, 2009

Ding dong ditch

When you poke someone's butt hole yell Ding dong then run away

Hey look at Bob bending over I'm gonna go Ding dong ditch him

by Theonethecallkritter December 9, 2015

ditch bank okie

Insulting phrase for poor caucasian. Implies poverty, rural associations and ignorance.

Don't mind him, he's just a ditch bank okie.

by The Demon Prince October 2, 2006

Doach

A parent who is also a volunteer coach for youth athletics. Taken from the combination of Dad and Coach, but the meaning has become applicable to any parent coach combination.

I reached out to my daughter's doach to talk about his behavior at our game today.

by Coach Mike August 19, 2018

Ditch

Auto correct for Bitch

Was up ditch

by Nikrtguyutiyih January 7, 2019

hit the ditch

The act of an out-of-control vehicle sliding off an icy road into a roadside ditch. Also used to describe a vehicle that has done so, and is now stuck in deep snow.

I drove through a blizzard yesterday on the highway. I must have seen a dozen cars that hit the ditch on the way.

by drm310 January 19, 2011

Doche Waffle

A complete tool that thinks he is a lot more than he actualy is. most likely has been ejeculated on over thirty times in his life time

George Bush is a Doche Waffle

by [e-mail] February 19, 2009