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Donk Dick

Donk Dick is 1 of the most common sexually transmitted infections (STIs) in the UK.

It's passed on through unprotected sex (sex without a condom) with a Donk Bird and is particularly common in sexually active Donk DJs and MCs.

If you live in England especially the North West, are under 25 and are sexually active, it's recommended that you get tested for Donk Dick after every Donk Bird encounter.
Errr lad, I shagged MGs ma the other night, she's a propa donk bird like.
Think I've caught Donk Dick IDK
by DJ Rome January 21, 2020
mugGet the Donk Dickmug.

badonkity donks

Beautiful female lumps protruding from their chest. This word comes from the natural sound they would make while bouncing or in movement.

Otherwise known as boobies.
LOOK AT HER BADONKITY DONKS! THEY'RE SO PURTY AND BADONKITY DONKITY!
by yourenotgonnalikethisss April 28, 2011
mugGet the badonkity donksmug.

Martin's Donk

Martin's step beside of Iceland, he probably shits on it.
Martin's donk is a shithole, he definitely shit on that step.
by Promethazine1 March 14, 2018
mugGet the Martin's Donkmug.

Mint Donk

Mint Donk was originally a redneck redmond classic but soon turned into to a popular catchphrase in tomhaggard which meens it is great or very good
1 hey did you here that new song?
2 yeh it's great
1 nah man its fukin mint donk.

1 taste this
2 thats fukin mint donk whered you get it?
1 i got it when i was in canada with my da
2 okay cool.
by HolyBast4rd01 February 26, 2013
mugGet the Mint Donkmug.

redonk donk

An ass/booty/butt/gluteus maximus that is so exceedingly prominent and voluptuous , that it is ridiculous. It brings a tear to the eye.
Damn man, that ass is so amazing, I think it needs to be added to the redonk donk hall of fame!
by skinnyc October 18, 2012
mugGet the redonk donkmug.

donk shot

A full-body picture of a human female taken from the profile in order to show off their donk and tits rather than their face.
Greg: You seen Emmy's new default?

Bill: Yeah, what a wicked donk shot!
by SolidusMax July 1, 2011
mugGet the donk shotmug.

put a donk on it

to improve or complete something using the minimum amount of effort.
>"This curry's missing something.."
>"I know, put a donk on it with some ginger"

"I'm having trouble finishing this piece of coursework" ...
"Look, just put a donk on it and hand it in"
by ArdkorJunglist January 13, 2009
mugGet the put a donk on itmug.

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