Do it faggot

Used as an order to get someone to do something that most believe can't be done at all or by the particular person who said it. Can also be used to instigate/further an altercation that is either written or physical (see trolling) The word faggot is optional and is usually if not always used as an insult to try and help with trolling or cause the person to lose concentration due to anger and fail at whatever they are going to do so the person(s) who gave the order can ridicule the person more. It is not necesarilly male oriented.

speaker A(I'm gonna kick ur ass!)
speaker B(Do it Faggot!)
scenario b
speaker A(I can post whatever I want and not get banned)
speaker B(Do it Faggot!)

by Jgdogg442 January 20, 2008

As If You Do

Used to acknowledge a stupid act or if someone says something rediculous or unbelievable.

Jayd: omg wayne just got back with that mong!
Kayleigh: i knoo, as if you do man..what an idiot.
Jayd: aha yeahh

by Jayleigh February 2, 2008

Doing a Goodman

When you loosely agree to attend something with no intention of attending. Eg not a good Man

He's Doing a Goodman he hasn't shown up

by Balkey June 5, 2013

Doing a Kai

The term "Doing a Kai" is given to an individual when they are intoxicated and laying on the floor in a paralytic state in a pile of their own sick, screaming obscene words at passers by.

Bro, don't be doing a Kai in my kitchen alright?
Ahh mate I did a Kai last weekend.
Do you even Kai bro?

by lukeeh May 5, 2014

doing a Trinity

skipping around the bush. Not knowing an answer and wasting time.

Mr. Rian: So what is photosynthesis?
Taelor: well i know that it doesn't have a photo in it. And when I sync my computer to my phone it connects. It has to do with something that is living. That means it isn't dead. Etc.
Eminun: Omg, she is doing a Trinity

by nottoocreative December 13, 2014

doing a fretter

A state of intoxication that far surpasses shitfaced, blotto, paralytic, slaughtered, sloshed, legless, and plastered.

Often used by oil rig workers to express a state of intoxication so severe that the person in question can no longer function in any capacity. This often results in acute degradation of any level of intellect and conscientiousness the person may have and a complete and utter loss of any shred of dignity.

#Vombie

Example 1

Man: I’ve just been pumped, so I'm getting shitfaced on the way home.
Wife: Oh dear don’t you be doing a fretter.
Man: PARSNIPS!

Example 2

Man: (makes random barfing sounds)

by gekkoplatipus January 7, 2017

Do the Epstein

To "commit suicide" while having powerful people with motivations for wanting you dead.

"Did you hear about Tim?"
"No, did he Do the Epstein after sleeping with the mayor's wife?"
"Yeah!"

by bustyorc August 30, 2019