beaver diving

Putting your dick in a vagina.

yo man i went beaver diving with Daves mom last night

by Amar Mujadzic November 17, 2004

Dive Bomb

To take a shit standing up to give the appearance that the poop is "dive-bombing" the water.

I was dive bombing and some of the water splashed up and got my cheeks wet.

by his grace March 25, 2008

Muff diving

Cunnilingus

My woman won't blow men unless I go muff diving first!

by Paul Thundergod July 03, 2003

Scuba Diving

A code word meaning smoking weed. Scuba divers dive down deep beneath the surface of soberness into the depths of the ocean to explore the coral reefer.

Hey man, guess what?! I went Scuba Diving With Jim And Honore' the other day!!
Scuba Diving makes you faster.

by layout420 December 11, 2006

swan dive

another term for carpet muncher

"Hey, is that Maria making out with Margaret? I guess she does the swan dive"

by Robert L November 17, 2004

Dumpster diving

This usually occurs when a man hasn't been layed in ages, and is incredibly desperate. He will go to a bar, get really trashed, and leave with the nastiest chick there, a total scrump, just because he knows he's gonna get some.

This is also a great insult.

Anthony hadn't gotten laid in 5 weeks, and couldn't take it anymore, so he gave in to temptation and went dumpster diving

You are a jungle trudging dumpster diving piece of shit!!

by Brian H November 16, 2005

Guy Diving

an act of revenge in which a man thoroughly covers himself in lube, he then dives at the intended target. Whichever hole he lands in is the hole he has intercourse with. any hole is fair game.

If you don't come out tonight i'm totally going to go guy diving on you in your sleep.

by dopekicks July 03, 2010