Danish Sword

Term used for an inanimate object that very closly resembles a dildo (not including fruit and vegetables), that is used by someone for sexual pleasure. Or a double ended didlo.
This originates from the term 'double edged sword' that the danish were known for using back in 700-1000 AD.

"That bottle looks like a dildo, I'd be tempted to used it as a Danish Sword"

Double ended dildo reference:
"Jane land her partner love their Danish Sword"

by GemandI March 23, 2025

Danish Puddin cup

To take a shit into a cup, then give it to someone as a dessert. Shitcream.

She gave him a Danish Puddin Cup for dessert.

by Nasty Mane June 17, 2016

Danish teambuilder effect

When a Danish person becomes a teambuilder, they realise that Icelandic people are the best option for a partner and before long, they give up on other nationalities. What follows is a trip to Iceland often followed by a couple months of living in Iceland. Unfortunately the Icelandic partner ultimately wants to move to Aarhus, for all Icelandic people have a deep seated loathing for their own country and wish to leave

Nikolaj fell for the Danish teambuilder effect

by Guttilmur April 9, 2024

sperm danish

Derogatory reference to someone into whom another has ejaculated, often unexpectedly. Counterintuitively, does not refer to an actual danish (for that, see illegal danish ) .

Yeah, I heard he came in her. She's such a sperm danish.

by EleventhHour April 24, 2011

danish glaze

When you ejaculate into your partner’s asshole, pull out after ejaculating inside your partners rectum. Your penis WILL be covered in your own ejaculate and fecal matter. Go ahead and slap your partner in the face with your glazed penis and BOOM you gave her the Danish Glaze.

Dude, there’s no way I can talk to her again. I gave her the Danish Glaze and left immediately. She was absolutely mortified.

by Yain’tRight December 27, 2024

Danish Pancake

A sexual act where a danish girl sits on top of you and smears Crème brûlée on your taint.

Damn that Danish Pancake was gnarly!

by fredfig March 21, 2024

Danish

(Noun) A danish is a form of coffee cake which is rectangular and relatively short.

I bought a danish the other day, it tasted great.

That danish is far better than the general store version.

by Ssatuo January 1, 2022