darwin

short, wears a finger condom that meant to be on a pinky on his penis but its not about the size of the boat its the motion in the ocean

i have a Darwin sized penis.

by 'z[psidfjv]pojsDv January 16, 2019

Darwinningly

(adverb)

Used to describe someone who is performing a demonstrably stupid act that is liable to get themselves killed and about to "win" a Darwin Award.

Related to the previously published, yet infamous "Darwin Awards."

"Suzy was darwinningly juggling flaming steak knives while ice skating."

by superGG January 22, 2019

Darwin Rivera

a spoiled gay boy with glasses who tries to rape his crush taylor everyday

darwin rivera is gay

by president of the wrld June 8, 2019

Darwin'd

Verb. To be picked off by natural selection from one's own stupidity.

Speaking of the Area 51 raid, nothing would boost morale more than seeing some dumb shit get Darwin’d right in the face by the 50 cal. Darwin'd refers to the theory of natural selection by Charles Darwin.

by PhoenixAlexander September 20, 2019

Dallin

A kid with mono from kissing his best friends gf. He also is a massive player and is very fat.

Dallin has mono

by Mom fifthghb hj Hahn ch. u October 22, 2019

dalingagling

avas a fucking dumb ass what a horny ava delgorno is called when they are a hoe

my friends crush dalingagling that’s likes me is horney

by screw you ava October 28, 2019

Dalin

A cool guy who enjoys potatoes and is always a homie, he is to centered around respecting his fellow homies as well as his environment.

"My homie Dalin is coming by later for some brownies could you hook a homie up with a ziock bag?"

by QuaddithThyThird November 12, 2019