The situation in which a human's sinuses are quite disgustingly clogged and the viscous residue which erupts from one's cavernous nostrils is the consistency and yellow hue of Custard.
by ThaiCube December 6, 2017
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After a man and woman have both cum (only achieved without a condom) the man takes his finger and whips both cums together on her clit, rubbing gently from clit to anus. The custard is the commingled cum.
After a man and woman have both cum (only achieved without a condom) the man takes his finger and whips both cums together on her clit, rubbing gently from clit to anus. The custard is the commingled cum.
by For-Harry’s-Sake September 29, 2018
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by Katiefinchpoo August 2, 2019
Get the smoked salmon custard mug.The occasion of when the divorced parents of a child meet at a designated location to switch off their child for a certain amount of time. Sometimes this meeting point is created because the separated parents live quite far from one another and to make the commute fair to one another.
“Did your mom drive you all the way to your dads house in Worcester?”
“No the started doing the shared custody switch-a-rooni in a town closer to ours.”
“No the started doing the shared custody switch-a-rooni in a town closer to ours.”
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Get the Put my foot in the custard mug.An adjective describing a cunt-act that not only slaps you on the face, but yanks down your pants and buggers you mercilessly with a cricket bat as well. It introduces entirely new and original dimensions of cuntery into an already nasty cunt-like thing/person/act.
by becy December 27, 2004
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