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Cubsession

The term is derived from the words 'cubs' and 'obsession'. It describes the obsession that Chicago White Sox fans with all things relating to the Chicago Cubs.

Most White Sox "fans" have this cubsession due to an inferiority complex, often times stemming from having grown up or living on the southside, which is obviously the shitty part of town. Also feeding into the cubsession is the fact that many of the cubsessed waste their money paying union dues, while their bosses, who don't throw away money to unions, often get to take the afternoon off to go to Cubs games.

Some felt that the Cubsesion would have ended after a fluke occurance couple years back, but they were sadly mistaken.
These idiot Sox fans worry more about the Cub than they do about their supposed favorite team. They suffer from a serious cubsession.
by MaxPower525 November 2, 2008
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Game cube

A great system often dissed by stupid hardcore play station and X-box fans. But really all the systems are ok. All this stupid console "discrimination" is making dumbfucks miss the good really great games.
Dumbass: Ghey coob sux becuz iz purple and for kidz.

Me:Pfft, fine you are missin out.

Dumbass: LOLz go rape a yoshi fag.
by Shitaki Shroom August 10, 2004
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Game Cube

Nintendo's first system to use discs. Released in 2001, it was to compete with PS2 and Xbox. Today, many a good games come on it, but gets royally dissed for being "TeH KiDdIe!!" by gay PS2 and Xbox fanboys.
- I love my Gamecube

- PS2 Fanboy: "OMG! Gamecube is TeH KiDdIe!!"

*I walk away to let him wallow in his misjudgement and faboyism*
by Justin H. April 9, 2005
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Chicago Cubs

1. A Major League Baseball team from Chicago, Illinois. (n)
2. A team that has not won the World Series since 1908. (n)
3. A team that blames their misfortunes on a goat. (n)
4. A team that blamed a 2003 Game 6 loss on a fan rather than their manager and players. (n)
5. A team whose fans think that they will win the World Series before the season begins, but loses their thinking after they see their team on the bottom of the division 10 days after the season starts. (n)
6. A team whose fans do not know the game of baseball, but attend games to get intoxicated. (n)
-The Chicago Cubs fans screamed their rallying cry: "maybe next year"
-A Chicago Cubs fan ordered another beer and asked a fellow game attendee what the score was.
by Johan S April 15, 2007
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rubix cube

The rubix cube was frustrateing.
by 413x July 2, 2007
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Chicago Cubs

One of the greatest franchises in baseball. A true Cubs fan loves the game, loves the Cubs, sticks with the Cubs no matter what, and doesn't worry about the Sox or how any other team does.
Wrigley Field, the Chicago Cubs home park is a beautiful and fun place.
by Johnny Moran January 1, 2012
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Rubik's Cube

A puzzle cube that was created by Hungarian sculptor Erno Rubik. There are exactly 43,252,003,274,489,855,999 different scrambles for a Rubik's Cube, and 1 configuration that is right.

There are many different sizes of Rubik's Cube, and the statistic above is from a 3x3x3.
Matt: Hey, Max!
Max: Hi, Matt, can you solve my Rubik's Cube?
Matt: Well, I dunno--YES! (solves in 2 minutes)
Max: WOW! You are amazing, Matt.
Matt: Thanks. Now I have to show someone how to eat a cupcake the right way.
by Matt11111 January 3, 2014
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