cripple stud

A hot guy in a wheel chair.

Damn Terry is a cripple stud!

by Graerr May 12, 2022

Cripple Piss

When you lay down flat in the back of the movie theater, and piss on the floor like a cripple.

It will drip down to the front of the theater and then you win.

I needed to piss while we were out watching "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" at the theater, but I didn't want to miss anything - I laid down and popped a quick cripple piss.

by BIG DAX March 6, 2021

Cripple 07

When someone breaks a leg or ankle in a retarted way

Dude she was texting and walking and broke her ankle in a pothole she's a cripple 07

by Gatoraids21 February 28, 2018

road cripple

Someone who's 16+ who can't drive

garrett: why don't you come over to my house? can you pick up some food on the way?

tracy: it'll be tough to get my mom to do it. you know im a road cripple so i can't do it myself

by urbancutie13 June 20, 2011

Crippled

Taylor

Crippled Unable to walk or move properly.

by Suck your mums tits May 25, 2018

Old crippled broken witch

Is a term to describe a witch that is so old that she is broken. This witch still has her powers and still looks incredible and still is perfect in every way.

Hay man that Joanna is one Old crippled broken witch

by Witch man July 18, 2022

Crippling Bullshit

When the bullshit in someone's life becomes so much that that person cannot perform their usual routine without difficulty.
(Like Crippling Depression, but bullshit)

Friend: What's got you so down lately?
Guy: Crippling Bullshit
Friend: Huh?
Guy: Crippling Depression, but Bullshit
Friend: Oh, yea College has that alot.

by Name Fart March 24, 2020