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Cum Cricket

by YaKingKH November 12, 2022
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swat the cricket

verb. 1. to take antibiotics/antiviral medication to get rid of sexually transmitted diseases caused by some nasty bugs
After sleeping with that ho, I knew I would end up having to swat the cricket.
by JosephD September 2, 2006
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cricker

Ultimate term of inverted class hatred; users curse the visible and obviously poor rather than the remote and obscenely wealthy. Originated in Kirksville, MO, referring to homeless people camping by a sewage-contaminated creek. Usage might suggest class insecurity or right-wing idealism, with low or middle class users showing hate of poverty to mask their fear of it, or hating those who fail to chase the American dream and use their "bootstraps" to become more presentable.
That cricker should get a job.
by noblett January 21, 2010
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beef crickets

An abnormally large clitorus that when rubbed emits a high pitched noise. Also has a tendecy to chirp; and spit.
Ryan 'Thin Stash' Coltrain: Hold on Terry 'Superman' Bryant; is the farmer's daughter is out flick'n the beef crickets yet again.

Terry 'Superman' Bryant: I don't have time for Beef Crickiets, I'm busy jerk'n it to WoW and high elves.
by Hymen von Feltch January 7, 2010
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porch cricket

An African American man, living on welfare, hollering at hoodrat hoes also utilizing welfare... From his porch.
I was rolling through the good lookin to buy some dope when a porch cricket approached me, chirpin! That shit was wack!
by G-M$ney June 15, 2014
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Coal Cricket

William go pick my cotten Coal Cricket
by Im His Hole June 18, 2022
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Crotch Crickets

Man, I got me some serious crotch crickets after I hung with that chick.
by Rab Dog July 27, 2004
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