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creampie eating

If a creampie is a freshly-inseminated vagina, creampie eating is the act of licking and swallowing semen directly from the vagina. It's the only gentlemanly way to atone for your sins if you come too soon, leaving your partner not yet fully satisfied.
Just kidding. A cream pie is merely an innocent food or dessert choice, in which case creampie eating is merely a way to pack on a few extra pounds or kilogrammes. Even then, expect this to be fetishised: see BBW, big beautiful woman, BBW chaser and feederism for a taste of where this might be going.
by bitchuck March 14, 2024
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Oatmeal Creampie

To regurgitate into the female genitalia, and then proceed to ejaculate into said genitalia.
Brian: Yo did you hear? Brody and Sara had an oatmeal creampie!
Tony: Yeah man, he warned that he felt sick but she didn't care.
by XNarz November 30, 2020
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National Creampie Day

On this day November 18 any girl you like has to be your twinkie for the entire day.
Did you know today is National Creampie day and I get to put you in a pretzel
by Marcus502 November 18, 2024
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creampied

When you be doing a girl and accidentally nut in her
I flipped her over, unable to hold back any longer. Her ass was an invitation I couldn't resist. I slapped her cheeks before guiding my cock into her from behind. Doggy style, I could go even deeper, and the angle had her screaming in ecstasy. "Such a fucking slut for my cock," I praised, as her boobs swung beneath her with the force of my thrusts.

We were both chasing that high, our bodies slapping together in a frenzy of desire. "I'm gonna fill your cunt with my cum," I warned, feeling the familiar tightening in my balls.

"Do it, fill me up," she begged, pushing back against me, meeting my every stroke.

Our bodies were slick with sweat, the room filled with the raw, animalistic sounds of our fucking. I could feel her pussy clenching around me, her orgasm building. "Fuck, I'm close," I gritted out, as her walls fluttered and contracted.

With a final, powerful thrust, we both tumbled over the edge. "Oh, shit, I'm cumming," I roared, as my cock pulsed and spurted inside her. Her pussy milked me, drawing out every last drop of my hot, thick load.

We collapsed in a tangle of limbs, our chests heaving. I pulled out slowly, and we both watched as my cum started to seep out of her well-fucked pussy, dripping down her thighs. "Goddamn, that's so fucking hot," I said, my voice still rough with desire. She smiled back at me, satiated and thoroughly fucked, a glint of mischief in her eyes. "Next time, it's your turn to beg," she said with a wink.

Girls love getting creampied
by weirdo62628584949282845 November 14, 2024
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Slapstick Creampie

The act of cumming in one's own hand during doggie-style sex and then smacking the cum all over one's partners face.
After a long, nuanced discussion emailing triply confirmed enthusiasts consent, Rodrigo slapstick creampied all over Theresa's face.

She says he was really skilled about it. She didn't even know he had cum. When he screamed "SLAPSTICK CREAMPIE," she looked back reflexively and his load was promptly smacked all over face.
by Hosh_Minion September 27, 2023
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Reverse Creampie

When you give a creampie and then suck it back out.
Did you hear what happened to Philip last night? He got Reverse Creampied with a turkey baster. Haven't heard from him since.
by The Dream God July 29, 2025
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blaugh creampie

it is an act of ejaculating inside a black chick so that she cremapies
Blaugh creampie: is the act of creampieing a black chick

Damn, i just love that blaugh, i said .
by _nate_doggz_ June 5, 2016
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