crawler

A zombie whose legs have been removed or disabled. Considered particularly dangerous because they're harder to spot, and not much slower than the normal.

The squad thought they'd swept the sector clean, but then a crawler in the cornfield bit the sarge in the ankle.

by Bigfoot Wallace February 24, 2007

craplakistan

A country where people shit out of their mouth and talk out of their ass.

I am going to Craplakistan.

by Mr. Biggles April 2, 2004

ORF Crawlers

Famous elite organization of badasses composed of maings and other hardcore kids from Plano Texas.

Dude I wish I was an ORF so bad!

by Jeff Hsiao May 9, 2004

charlton crawley

gay stinky poopy head lives in gei fam house

youre such a charlton crawley

by funne man October 1, 2020

chocolate covered night crawler

when a guy is buttfucking a girl and slips her a laxative. he then removes his penis from her anus, leaving it covered in shit. he then slides his dick up her torso leaving a trail of shit everywhere its been.

i gave that bitch a chocolate covered night crawler

by ferrance January 24, 2010

Creepy crawlies

A phrase given to a pedophile that falls out of his wheelchair

Timmy was at the pool and a man asked him to help him back into the wheelchair and he was only wearing a Speedo, those creepy crawlies I tell you what.

by Chad was here November 28, 2017

Coochie crawler

a man, usually middle aged (who doesn't drink), who makes it a point to hang out where younger attractive girls hang out(usually a bar) in the hopes that they have even the slightest possibility of scoring.

Jay doesn't drink but hangs out at the bar hoping to find a woman he can score with. What a coochie crawler.

Tom and I went to the bar yesterday. I got hammered but Tom doesn't drink, he just went along to coochie crawl.

by knowsallaboutit 31 September 1, 2010