minge crate

annoying laptop

this minge crate isn't letting me scroll through my instagram pics with the ease i expect

by rusty_pipework November 11, 2013

Lady Crater

A big, loose vagina stretched beyond all reason. These may be found in the pants of many fat girls and mothers of multiple offspring.

That girl was so loose that I couldn't tell if my dick was in or not, and I don't think she could either. That girl had a lady crater!

by ThunderBoss October 8, 2014

milk crate mechanic

A person who has no formal training in automobile mechanics and has learned from hands on experience. Usually in the backyard or in the garage. carries his tools in an old milk crate, usually because they have no toolbox. Milk Crate Mechanics are usually very knowledgeable and are some of the best mechanics.

Milk Crate Mechanics always get the job done.

by Underground Hippie October 31, 2014

Hairy Crater

A very hairy asshole

Man someone bent over and shown me there Hairy Crater

by A very fat man October 28, 2017

Peanut Crate

This term is used to describe a woman who acts like she can keep a secret. When in reality she wants to tell everyone and stir the pot.

Hey in cannot believe that peanut crate told you that. I said it in confidence what a dick.

by Vick Duffy August 11, 2018

Ammo crate

Fruit

I got the Ammo crate, time to eat

by Ammo Crate June 10, 2020

no cranes

When one has to sit on your face sexually and no crane or heavy machine can lift them from your face.

No cranes: Sexually( oral sex )

by Khumisho December 12, 2020