betty cooper

A very obvious closeted lesbian.

"Is sarah out yet? That's the third flannel she's worn this week."
"She's a betty cooper"
"Oh, ok. We'll just have to wait then"

by berniesandersisbetterthanyou April 6, 2017

Alice Cooper

To Blow your load in a girls eyes with mascara which will make it run, making her look like Alice Cooper

I gave my girlfriend the Alice Cooper last night. Damn that mascara ran. Rock On!

by SunnyDeez March 19, 2009

coopert

a person that provokes you to call the cops on account of raging fagityness and not in a good f3 way in a way that they actually think their faggyness is cool and not faggy; usually possessing a pale, hairy ass and/or saggy boobs; often lesbian; must have tendency to finger themselves into the dark of the night

(whoever wrote the other definition is a coopert)

Jaime, your coopertness is off the chains

Kessleclit, stop humping Jaime, you will produce coopert offspring

Jaime, you coopert, get your hands off your dick.

by Free Willy March 14, 2004

cooper smith

someones who is ugly and smelly and has a small cock but has a extremely sexy sister!! he also has genital warts

i hate that guy, hes a real cooper smith

by SCHOUW February 15, 2017

Cooper

Cooper is just the best person in the world and there is no one that is better than him a Cooper is the most handsome thing in the world and is very sexy.

You’re such a cooper

by Cooooper August 8, 2019

2002 mini cooper s

The biggest piece of shit car ever. Designed by BMW and made by a bunch of drunk brittish fuckheads, this car is sure to cost you way too much money and suck the life out of you.

My 2002 mini cooper s is a piece of dogfuck.

by jovato May 14, 2003

2002 mini cooper s

A nice vehicle designed by BMW. Sure to add a bit of difference to the bland car scene.

by xtc August 4, 2003