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Carson Daily

That gay ass nose ring he so proudly sports
Your not really "cool" unless you have a Carson Daily.
by Adolph Oliver Bush February 4, 2004
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Carson

Carson, California

A city with no pity ;
- MAIN POPULATION; Filipinos, any other typpa Asian, Samoans, Mexicans, Niggahs.
- Overlooked because; it's right next to Los Angeles, Long Beach, Torrance, and other high-end places .
- YOU KNOW YOU'RE THERE; when you see Filipinos walking the streets with their saggy ass pants and hypebeasty clothes. When most of the people are under 5' feet. When you see guys wearing lanyards with a shit load of keys and think, where the hell do those lead to?
- YOU KNOW YOU LIVE THERE; if you went to Carson St. Elementary, Catskill, Stephen White, Caroldale, CHS, Van Deene, Meyler, Carnegie. if you wear clothes from LODED. if you're simply a chill ass niggah enjoying life. if you have a tumblr/myspace/twitter that reps. If Del Amo is the G-Spot of your weekends. If Urban Outfitters / Forever 21 / H&M are practically where you live. If you listen to AJ Rafael, Andrew Garcia, Cathy Nguyen, Traphik. If you love Nike SB's or Nikes in general. If you chill at Calas, Veterans, Carson Park, or Dolphin. If you've ever swam at Scott / Carson / Dominguez pool. If you've walked to Jollibo and Seafood city after school. If you've ever been to Filipino Independence day. If you know where to get some good ass weed. If the parties are fkcn hyphy.
This city is ignored, but it's the fucking shit.
People from ghetto- ass neighborhoods think we rake it in, but we're just sicker than your average.
Person 1: Ayeee, where's yo crib posted, hawmie?
Person 2: Compton. You?
Person 1: Carson, dawg.
Person 2: Maan, people there are loaded.

Person 1: Suup dog.

Person 2: Man, I live in Torrance. Carson is the fkcn ghetto.
by CRSNTOO$TRONG April 24, 2010
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Consoomer

1. Someone who consumes entertainment content (movies, TV, Youtube, video games, etc.) like a glutton consumes food, indiscriminately and without appreciating its intrinsic worth or lack thereof, or for whom the consumption of content becomes mechanical and compulsive.

The consoomer is distinct from the coomer, the latter being a subset of consoomer who specifically consumes pornography.

2. A feckless person who dissipates all his energies by consuming the aforementioned content in a compulsive and morbid manner.
Remember our old classmate Sam? He turned into a consoomer, watching TED talks all day. Apparently he killed himself last week.
by Barberousse February 9, 2022
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Carson

Thuroughly kick ass name for a girl. These girls are beautiful, smart, generally wonderful people who have GLORIOUS names. These girls do NOT fail at vidoegames and/or life (and are actually quite beastly at both). They do NOT jack off sitting indian style, or hold people's balls by their foreheads.
Random guy: Wow, Carson, you're PERFECT!
Carson: I know.
by Come on. What do you think? December 29, 2008
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carson

thinks all of these definitions are lame.


often called "car-sin" but doesn't care/notice anyways
My friends and I were urbandictionary'ing our names and having fun, until we typed in carson :(
by carson12345 February 19, 2009
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console fanboy

1. A Person who loves a particular game console soo much he will argue extensively the dominance of the particular game console with out the correct information. Generally a pale faced young teenage boy who is frustrated over the fact that his friend has a better console than himself.

2. A person who preferes game consoles over PC's. Again usually a pale faced frustrated young teenage boy who cant afford a decent PC.
Steve - "Your such a console fanboy"
Mark - "Shut up! PS2's are soo much better than XBOX's"
Steve - "XBOX's have better graphics, smoother gameplay, two extra controller ports (sorry Chris you cant play), hard drive that will take a hell of a long time to fill and superb online capabilities"
Mark - "erm.. well PS2's have a button that turns on its side when you stand it up"
by St Hubbins July 24, 2008
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Carson City

The best fucking city in all of Nevada, also the Meth capital of the state of Nevada and possibly the U.S.
That's some quality Carson City Meth biotch!
by Paprika! August 16, 2008
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