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Homework Camping

When the homework is due pretty soon, this is camping nearby the collection box, to get as much time to do homework before its collected. When the teacher does come, the campers usually rush out and hand it at the very last second.
Jerry: Hey, what's Nick doin under those stairs?
Tom: Looks like he's homework camping, again.
Jerry: Here comes Mr.Watson!!
Tom: Look! He's making a break for it!!
Jerry: Haha! What a n00b.....
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Van camping

The act of assuming no responsibility for one's actions and just chilling.

Paraphrased by: "Dude, I was just chilling and it is not my fault."
I was van camping in Cowan one day and some hoe dropped her tampon on my noodles.
by investomaniac October 7, 2012
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gei comi

The alias for the word bara (male/male pairings for male audiences)
wait is that bara or is that gei comi?
Idiot they're both the same thing! nandaiyou baka
by rox the foxxy little fox March 3, 2016
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mw2 Chuck Norris of camping

When playing mw2 you camp so raw and dirty that it becomes impossible for you to lose.
Bedneezy-Jb45 is camping so sick.
Wedbetter-Bro he camps all the corners....at the same time.
Wienerbago-Hes like the mw2 chuck norris of camping.
by wedbetter May 2, 2010
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Harold Camping

A grumpy old man who has a talk show on the radio. He has predicted the Rapture--Judgement Day--at least 3 times, most recently on May 21st, and each time has been quite a let-down. His most recent reason was "because of the gays".

His "rapture" predictions are often preceded by a large-scale campaign to advertise the date with posters that say things such as "Save the Date! Judgement Day, May 21st: The Bible Guarantees It!"
Reasonable Christians often ask in response to these predictions, "if God's word is not to be interpreted by humans, then aren't all these predictions rather blasphemic?"

Reasonable people who may or may not be Christian often ask "why would anyone even believe this in the first place? He just picked an arbitrary date, there's no scientific proof at all. I see no reason to freak out."
Some people freak out anyway, because they're either idiots or they're hipsters and they're doing it ironically.
Guy 1: Dude are you coming to my barbecue tomorrow?
Guy 2: Why are you having a barbecue?
Guy 1: To celebrate Harold Camping's most recent failure to predict the end of the world.
Guy 2: Oh yeah sure, i'll come. Will there be beer?
Guy 1: Of course man, otherwise it wouldn't be a not-the-end-of-the-world barbecue.
by Cynics101 June 22, 2011
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campingcunt

A derogatory term used in the heat of battle, pertaining to any FPS shooter for PC or Console in which a group or single sorry ass player pretending to be a good player camps out somewhere on the map the whole game.
I swear if i catch that campingcunt JJspirit in the stairwell one more time im going to put my dick through the mic and impail her.
by GiJerry78 August 7, 2007
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Compikaze

An old or not often used computer that a person may use as much as a regular computer, with the exemption of common sense to avoid viruses or any activity in general that may destroy the computer.

A person may use this before throwing out the computer by visiting sights normally advised to avoid due to the virus chance, like strange porn sites or sites offering free things, for the purpose of just seeing what they are like without having to worry whether the computer gets a virus or not.

These computers would be void of any personal or financial information in the very likely case that it catches a dangerous virus.
I really want to visit this site promising me a thousand dollars if I answer what Tom Cruise's birthday is, but I'll probably get a virus.

Don't worry, that's my compikaze, so I don't care if you get virus's on it!
by Bearwrangler7 February 16, 2010
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