A term of endearment describing a Blonde woman with the biggest mommy milker titties you've ever seen.
by TheNarrator January 30, 2022
a guy: Have you ever heard of Da Coconut?
Another guy: oh yeah I know it very well!
AND ANOTHER GUY: YAY DA COCONUT NUT IS A GIANT NUT........
Another guy: oh yeah I know it very well!
AND ANOTHER GUY: YAY DA COCONUT NUT IS A GIANT NUT........
by Whisky that kills you March 10, 2021
A sudden and powerful desire to cuddle the shit out of your wife and kiss her and drink a milkshake with her and take a nap with her and wake her up with more kisses
I was really mad thinking about the whole deal with Kavanaugh but then my wife put me in coconut mode.
by K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E. October 05, 2018
It's exactly what you think it is. It's a strap on but instead of a dildo, its just a fucking coconut.
"I was getting tired of using the football, so I had my wife get the Coconut Strap On. I couldn't feel my ass for the next three days!"
"Dude, your wife only has one buttcheek."
"Dude, your wife only has one buttcheek."
by Spiked C0ck March 10, 2021
Sea Coconuts' seeds look like female butts, and its plant's reproductive organ looks phallic. God sure was horny.
by userhandlegoeshere October 29, 2021
The infamous "coconut cream" is an joke i made up concerning renaming cum, sperm, or creamy goodness.
Becky: "I was blowing John last night that i had to clean up all the sticky, gooey, and CREAMY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) coconut cream off my face!"
Jenny: "I meant the shit you put in your hair but ok...
Jenny: "I meant the shit you put in your hair but ok...
by hmmmm i question u April 09, 2018
The act of forced nasal induction of cocaine via female flatulence expulsion. In Layman's term to have a women fart cocain I to your nose.
Man my girl and I have been doing to much coconut dusting, I got pink eye again.
That party was lit! so many bitches coconut dusting everywhere.
That party was lit! so many bitches coconut dusting everywhere.
by Methium Webster's definitions April 27, 2019