ghetto cake crumbs

rat turds

Check out those 2 niglets fighting over ghetto cake crumbs.

by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011

Cake Texting

a more inconspicuous way to talk a female, rather than regular caking on the phone around all your homies, cake texting can be silent conversation along with button mashing on your phone.

Rich:why are you mashing your buttons over there?
Andy:nothing just texting
Rich; you seem excited, seems like cake texting to me!

by Ya Boy Trax June 6, 2010

Cake Muscles

Cake Muscles are used to get bitches on your dilly.

yo dude, did you see that guy tre-flip the gap?
yea dog hes using his cake muscles!

by Black Cocks December 8, 2010

butter cake

Only the greatest cake in the world! Found only in Philly. This cake is thin, gooey, deliciousness that tastes like 90% pure butter. Posers who try to make this cake are wack it has no comparison!

Yo that butter cake from philly was fantastic!

by granny5 August 5, 2008

Fat Cake

Army jargon for snack cakes such as honey buns, zebra cakes, twinkies, muffins, hostess cakes, etc.

You've been eating too many fat cakes soldier!

by Grey23 May 10, 2011

Maryland Brown Crab Cake

One must shat on their partners chest, pat the freshly pinched loaf into a nice round cake, sprinkle some old bay, and serve warm. Similar to the Cleveland Steamer

I met this chick from Maryland at the bar the other night. When we got back to her place, she asked me to give her a Maryland Brown Crab Cake.

Before going to sleep, my wife enjoys a good ol' Maryland brown crab cake.

by I<3Blumpkins September 20, 2010

Cum Cake

A cake that has cum frosting.

She just ate a cum cake.

by BJ Ondeeday February 20, 2009