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Cluster-Kanuck

noun. A warrant service organized by a Kanuck which usually requires excessive amounts of time, numerous officers, and outside agencies. This occasionally results in an arrest after a prolonged time of sweet talking a wanted subject into custody. See also: Kanuckdrum or Kanucktrophe
"Im so glad I didn't get involved in that Cluster-Kanuck yesterday" - William
"Yea I would rather handle sector 2 calls all day than be involved in that hot mess" - Randy
by turd f3rgus0n March 1, 2018
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Cluster-Flock

When multiple dickheads flock into a certain, place, fandom or hobby, transforming it into a clusterfuck of assholery. They will then anally rape it until it is sore, rotten and a genuinely bad place for everyone.
Joe: Did you see what the SJW invasion did to Marvel Comics?
Rex: Yeah. Once they began cluster-flock to it, it was only a matter of time.
by Blarg-chicka-honk-honk March 12, 2018
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Cluster-Fuck(s)

A word used in a stressful situation;
An insult implying that one person or a group of people are messy, idiotic, and overall just a waste of human resources.
Person One:"This Mid-Term has me so stressed. It's going to leave me looking like a Cluster-Fuck!"

Person Two:"God.. Those girls are all just a bundle of Cluster-Fuck(s)!"

Person Three: -Traffic, Late for important meeting- "CLUSTER-FUCKS!"
by HeyyyItsATaco February 26, 2017
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Clusters

A collection of objects of any sort.
Good clusters are hard to find, puss.
by Clara Fication June 5, 2016
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cluster fuck

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Cluster-dump

A less than optimal bowel movement, the consistency of which is marked by an aggregate of clusters as opposed to a watery product or the much coveted compact submarine.
Max felt much better, physically and mentally, after his

cluster-dump: it wasn't his regular full bowel but it also wasn't his irritable bowel syndrome. Max was happy.
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cluster fuck

a job or situation where nothing seems to be finished and/or complete or Repaired. 2a gathering of situations or episodes in a short time all failing.
This entire job has been a total cluster fuck. Nothing's gone right!
by Cowboy W. Educated June 24, 2021
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