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cluster luck

1. A streak of random luck for someone who doesn't deserve it.
2. A person who gets lucky without deserving it.
Look at that complete cluster luck who won the lottery! I guess Lady Luck really is blind, because that guy is a complete prick.
by das.sprache.meister March 8, 2015
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Cluster Carl

A situation where numerous Carl's get together and do really stupid things. You can't even explain it because there's so much stupid going on in one place. It usually involves chainsaws, woodchoppers, climbing spikes and a lot of drugs.
"What the hell is going on over there?"
"Obviously, it's a real cluster carl. Better stay clear so you don't loose an arm or a dick."
by Profound Observations July 9, 2025
mugGet the Cluster Carlmug.

Cluster fuck

when a super sentai combination (mainly ultimate combination) looks like it was a last minute decicion from toei and it looks like a massive cluster of various peices from the show/toy line connected in various random spots on the main combination body
"Engine oh G12 is a cluster fuck"
"You saw how many peices god king ohger had? That was a cluster fuck for sure"
by Engine Oh G12 December 1, 2023
mugGet the Cluster fuckmug.

Cluster Whore

Someone who talks from everyone's back and gossips insanely about everything.

That they reasonably have a wide and a large connection to and between everybody that they become a Cluster Whore.
+ Man, f*ck Debby. She got between me and Jason.
- Yeah girl i feel you. She's always been the cluster whore of this group.
by Felixdapizzaboi October 24, 2016
mugGet the Cluster Whoremug.

knuckle cluster

when you put popping candy in your hand and fist your partner
I gave Ellis the best knuckle cluster last night behind MacDonald's
by bigjigga69 May 9, 2021
mugGet the knuckle clustermug.

Cluster-Fuck

South-Sudan
Jared: Dude have you been to South Sudan?
Micheal: Why would I go to that Cluster-Fuck
mugGet the Cluster-Fuckmug.

Freedom cluster

A cluster of COVID-19 infections caused by people ignoring public safety measures in the name of freedom.
Another freedom cluster sprang up near the site of a stay-at-home protest two weeks later.
by eroombob May 24, 2020
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