clown jewels

The testicles of a particularly detestable or pathetic male.

His girlfriend punched him hard in his clown jewels after he called her a hoe in front of Grandma.

The skateboarder was doubly embarrassed and hurt when his board hit the curb and slammed him in his clown jewels.

by GarageRat August 8, 2014

Clown Pocket

a very deep vagina, one that can fit a surprising amount of things

BF: "Yo babe how are we going to get the snacks into the movie theater? You don't have any pockets or a purse?"
GF: "Don't worry I have a 12 pack of diet coke and 5 large popcorns in my clown pocket."

by xxxdonkey_dongxxx September 30, 2018

Cloward

A clown and coward

Derogative term to call someone out as a clown, as well as a coward.

"this dude listens to Nav and Logic what a fucking cloward"

"me and so-and-so were clowning around snorting lines of crystal THC laced with donkey pills when Johnny started to bug out"
"Johnny is such a cloward"

by Psilocybe May 20, 2019

Clown Milk

Clown milk is when something is so insanely crazy it’s it can only be shown through text as 🤡🥛

That shit is (Clown milk)🤡🥛

by Two legit 2 quite October 21, 2019

Golden Clown Penis

A variation of the clown penis. While giving the basic clown penis, the girl pees on the clown penis, giving the impression that the clown penis is actually the one urinating.

Bob was upset and gave Suzy a clown penis, but she showed him up when she returned the favor with a golden clown penis.

by isabelyarg January 28, 2008

midget clown porn

1. A type of porn that contains midgets in clown suits.

Wee-man and jenny were dressed as clowns making a midget clown porn video.

by /b/ro4lyfe November 17, 2013

I'm fuckin this clown!

Term used when you are having intercourse with a red headed person, usually covered in freckles and pale skin.

Brett: Hey. Daniel Horn sent me a text.
Spencer: What's it say?
Brett: "Guess what, I'm fuckin this clown!(Open pic)...A WHAT THE FUCK, THAT'S MY SISTER!"

by D.Hobo Larry October 23, 2009