Monkey chum in the face

A term used to describe a task, chore or event so excruciatingly unpleasant, it’s almost beyond endurance. In other words, you’d rather have a monkey sling his chum in your face than go through one more second of this agony.

"Hey Bob, how's that project coming?"
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."

"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."

by Hal 9000 April 11, 2008

Face like a dented can of chum

Used to describe an unattractive face. Chum being a brand of dog food.

She's a nice girl but she has a face like a dented can of chum.

by bigstraightfollowing August 12, 2008

dude tol parechong sis bestie chum friend pal bestfriend old buddy

cancer

Wazzup dude tol parechong sis bestie chum friend pal bestfriend old buddy

Potek napakaspammer neto ban nyo nga

by Matcha_M March 3, 2021

Chum

A chick with a mile long cock
Sometimes used as a scarf, or coat.

She's a CHUM!

by Centular November 22, 2021

Chum-ification

The act of being turned into a red mist by way of a shoddily made, imploding submersible.

Dude, did you hear about those idiot billionaires? Instant Chum-ification from what I heard, nothing left but a massive bank balance and some well fed filter feeders down in the depths.

by Davey McGoon June 23, 2023

chum fluff

A female with little or no breasts

OMG! Look at that chum fluff

by GAMERGURL68 May 22, 2018

Chub chum

Chub chum is a watery mix of raw chopped semi erect penii.

After another brutal day on the rig, Daisy launched a bucket of chub chum at the circling crowd

by Scrampledeggs April 26, 2023