Don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water

The secret of the universe. All will be understood when the phrase is mentioned.

Sitting around discussing all of life’s problems, someone exclaims “don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water”. Suddenly everyone understands everything. A true ah-ha moment.

by Miss Universe 2020 July 29, 2020

Chicken Fiddler

A complete ass hole who insists on getting chickens and placing them just a few feet away from my bedroom window, and then decides to start hosing them down at 6am every morning which makes them cluck like crazy and then starts digging around in gravel with a shovel! Basically a complete cunt...

Who the fuck needs to hose chickens down at 6am every morning tho?

OMG it's 6am and the chicken fiddler next door is soaking his chickens with the hose pipe again! Now they won't shut up clucking! Ahhhhh

Fuck you John!

by Pissed off neighbour February 24, 2013

Chicken date

The ultimate line to ask someone if you are interested in going on a date. Usually involves two people going to a chicken restaurant, ordering chicken and eating it romantically.

“Jimmy asked Adion out on a chicken date and he said yes”

by the young van August 27, 2022

Tiny Chicken Disease

A terrible disease that occurs when a tiny chicken gets into the head of a human and lays eggs. The eggs hatch and more tiny chickens are born. Then the new generation of tiny chickens lay eggs, then they hatch and so on until there a so many tiny chickens that they can't fit inside the head. They need to get out, but they're pressing against the skull. The only way they can escape is via the nose/mouth/eyes.

Or, for the less imaginitive - the common cold

Often abbreviated to 'TCD'

"Ahhh, I feel terrible. Headache, sore throat, running eyes and nose, a cough, keep sneezing. I think I've got the Tiny Chicken Disease."

by Alexisonfireeeee March 8, 2010

Chicken and Rice

Slang term for a Halal food cart on the corner of 53rd St and 6th Ave in Manhattan, New York City. The platter is the most common thing ordered which consists of chicken, lamb, and beef served over yellow rice with white sauce. It is the most delicious meal in the world.

Chicken and Rice does not need an example, go experience it for yourself.

by CupBdown March 4, 2008

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash

The most romantic meal Louis Tomlinson cooked for his vegetarian girlfriend.

"It's date night, what do you want to eat?"
"chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash."

by That Writer Girl November 4, 2020

Frying Chicken

The action (taken by a man) of pissing loudly with such force that it sounds like bubbling oil and frying chicken. Men who do this are alpha males, women love them.

Damn boy, you frying chicken down there? Just kidding, but you piss real loud, I like that.

by P1ssbugzz December 14, 2020