Ohio Chicken

the name of a custom t-shirt design label based near Cincinnati Ohio. It came to life when the founder realized that Ohio is shaped like a chicken.

That t-shirt design is incredible, it must be by Ohio Chicken.

by Ohio Chicken July 8, 2017

Choke Your Chicken

A self-inflicted violent wank

Choke Your Chicken

by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

Perverted chicken test

A practical test to differentiate the kinky from the perverted. Do they use only feathers or the whole chicken?

Ben Dover was merely kinky, he used only the feathers, so he passed the perverted chicken test!

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Blue Chick-Fil-A

When you go to chick-fil-a with blue balls and you have to fuck a chicken sandwich in order to get rid of your blue balls.

Owen: I was left unsatified so I stopped for some blue Chick-fil-A.
Friend: Damn did you really cum in that sandwich?

by Bearjew6996 September 11, 2018

Chicken Nugget Scoon

A person with low self confidence that does not fair well in social situations. Someone who is perceived as soft, that won't stick up for themselves. Often easily intimidated and cowed into submission when met with direct conflict. A bitch or pussy.

An idiom that refers to the person in question as a type of "Chicken Nugget" to be devoured effortlessly by hungry, more dominant members of the social order.

Peter is a straight A student, but he often gets violently attacked and shoved into lockers by the football team because he is a chicken nugget scoon who won't do shit.

by Cartesian Dualism January 17, 2018

chicken rob

A man with a very thin skin, incredibly fragile ego, who is known to also have a micropenis. These traits create severe insecurity issues along with severe vindictiveness and anger management problems, which are often exposed and intensified when the person is excluded from fun group events. These individuals frequently act out with fits of vengeful rage and unintelligible rants.

Mike: "Hey Steve, sorry, but I don't have any room left on my yacht for this weekend's party."
Steve: "Well fuck you, Steve! I hate you and I'm going to sneak onto your boat , shit on it, and then sink it!!!"
Mike: "Don't be such a Chicken Rob, dude."

by butlerthelawyer December 8, 2017

Chick Gapping

The female form of manspreading (the practice whereby a man adopts a sitting position with his legs wide apart, particularly in a public place).

"I was trying to mind my own business on the subway this morning, but the woman across from me was chick gapping like she was Sharon Stone".

by The Triple Wide July 15, 2017