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The term 'catfish' is when somebody online makes a fake account and talks to people but their identity is basically hidden. So they might use a different name and take photos from other people in order to keep their true identity concealed. But the actual words 'cat' and 'fish' come together because cat is another word for pussy. So basically people are too pussy to reveal their true selves. As for fish, when things seem fishy, it means it's sorta sketchy and not reliable. So that's why i believe 'catfish' is called 'catfish'
"bruh you met her on tinder, she's probably just a catfish"
by cuuuucummmberrr1111 May 2, 2020
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Helicopter Catfish

The act in which you and a partner who catfished you go to one's home to do the sex. The woman hops on the man and spins around like a helicopter.
Hey so do you want to go back to my place and try out the Helicopter Catfish position?
by 123Dumbass456 August 17, 2022
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snow catfish

a snow catfish is either a white ass girl who is a koreaboo/weeaboo, or an asian girl (usually chinese) using snow.
snow is an asian snapchat basically and it edits your face A LOT. usually to make you up to asian standards;;
"what a snow catfish, no way she looks like that. take that filter off and she look like she fell straight from heaven but landed flat on her face"
by dooly. August 30, 2018
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Catfish

Catfish
I'm a catfish.
by Blah Whatever September 23, 2021
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Catfish Shit Pipe

A daring sexual manuver , in wich the female will be in the cowgirl position, While she is bouncing on your dick you shove your hand in her mouth and grab hold of her jaw then proceed to time her bounce. At the apex of her bounce quickly thrust your hips back till your dick is fully out of her vagina. As the female partner is coming back down quickly adjust so your dick goes up her ass. Make sure your have a firm grip on her jaw as she jumps off your dick and falls off the bed. Once she is off the bed pick her up by her jaw just like hillbilly hand fishing.
Hey my wife was being a real bitch so I gave her the good old catfish shit pipe last night. It straightend her right out!
by THE COON AND FREINDS November 12, 2020
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Catfish

Catfishing is when you create an instagram account to see if your "bf" is cheating on you
When you catfish someone, you create a fake account and go onto Instagram to add a hot,fake profile picture and add a different name so then you text him (or her ion judge) and they say that they are single,even tho they are not,(yet)and then you play them for a while till you go ona sad topic and then when they tell you that they have cried, you tell them that you cried too, them they ask who did it bcs they are going to beat them up and then you say that that was so nice of them that you almost forgot how mad u are at them. then they say, what? what did i do? and then you tell them its you. then he goes out of his way trying to make things right, trying to make u feel bad, trying to make you forgive them, but then you tell them that you are done with this shit and that you are done with the lies.
Thats when you stop texting them and you start txtin other ppl and thats when you fall for other ppl again but then you make a promise to yourself to not date online again bcs they always cheat.

Then you take the screen out of your window and sit on the 2nd floor window and drink some tequila you found in your parents "secret" cabinet and you wonder if you should just jump but then you get drunk and want to escape but then you fall inside (on your bed) and then you hide the screen behind the closet and then you go and close the window and cry in the darkness of your bathroom bcs no one would listen to you and no one was there to hold you.

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by @sademoji 👉👈🥺 September 24, 2020
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Walking Catfish

An Atypical Catfish variety in which the catfisher is playing with the target as themself, but done with malice or as a gold digger
Dude that chick is so hot, why does she go out with that dude?
That's because she's a Walking Catfish!
by cggccggccggc June 10, 2018
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