Fisted a catfish

“Have you ever fisted a dark hole? Cause I have, and a catfish was on my fist when I pulled out. I discovered I fisted a catfish by fisting a dark hole.”

* Made legendary by Ian Philpot

“I was camping at Lake Leiner and I fisted a catfish when I shoved my fist in a dark hole.”

by jldeen February 2, 2018

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Clinique Catfish

A woman who is at best a 5, but with proper makeup application could be as high as a dime.

That bish Madison is such a Clinique catfish. If Taylor hadn’t done her makeup, she’d be chilling with her orbiters.

by SigmaChad September 26, 2022

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A pathetic human being who, through the use of social media, uses somebody else’s pictures to deceive others into thinking they’re talking to a beautiful person when really they’re talking to an ugly troll. Most likely an old fat guy.

Turns out that sexy Dominican guy I was talking to was really a 50 year old fat guy. Stupid catfish!

by SaltyNutz98 July 21, 2019

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Catfish

Catfish or plural catfishes is the term used for when a person takes up a fake or stolen identity on any online platforms ranging from Facebook to omegle to use for a laugh or a creepy relationship. Catfishes could be a 56 year old man called Kieth with a mortgage and an unhappy marriage or just your average bored teenage boy using it for a laugh

Did you know John was catfished by a pervy old man called Kieth
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Did you know that when John thought he was talking to a fit girl he was actually talking to Bryan from your year who completely Catfished him

by WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE June 22, 2020

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catfish police

Governmental Police Enforcement or Patrol team who respond, and arrest Statory Rapists, Human Trafficers or Sex Violators or offenders. (Does have Undercover Units)

2 lesbians were having sex in the back of Market Basket when Catfish Police Came and arrested them.

by Voorhee$ $avage February 1, 2018

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