Carissa

Carissa is usually a girl who has it all in the beginning and than lets herself go. Once being cute, blonde, with a decent shape, unfortunately that doesn't last. Carissa's usually turns out to be fat, out of shape, with nothing special about them in the end. In other words...plain. Same thing will go for Carissa's personality because this also goes to sh*t as well. Not that it was anything special in the first place. Guys who once "adored" her, don't even look twice at her now. Carissa's karma will always catch up with her.

Guy: Did you see Carissa?
Guy2: Yeah dude Carissa let herself go...what a shame

Oh she pulled a Carissa....sucks.

by yessotrue April 17, 2013

Carissa

Bitch that just so happens shared my math class.

Ugly ass bitch who pretends she has friends but no one really likes her because she is too pretty and nice.

Someone that you think is worth wasting air untill you meet her then you want to strap a plant to her so she doesn't take your air supply. Basic white trash female that likes to make more friends that she can keep.

That bitch carissa is going to school In Harrison county now.
I fucking hate that bitch.

by Somegirllmao March 23, 2017

Cariss

A smelly, brown sausage that started in Italy, unfortunately the sausage was removed from the country after it began to give people diarrhoea. The smell of a Cariss was horrifying, it would of smelt of rotting fish and Tortilla Chips mixed into one, This was another reason why it was evacuated out of Italy.

Mike."mmhmm that Cariss was so tastey."
Butcher."oh i have some more here for 39p"
Mike."CRAP i need to go to the loo."

by fern. April 13, 2010

ronnie cressy

An Emo who likes girls called madi

Ronnie cressy has burns

by Going just eimwnscne December 1, 2021

carnessary

Noun. When one pronounces a word incorrectly due to a typeo, division of word(s) on separate lines, an accidental combination of more than one word, or a basic mispronounciation.

Example #1: Pronouncing "determined" as "deetermind"

Example #2: Pronouncing "car necessary" as "carnessary" because it was printed "carnecary"

Example #3: Reading "applaud" as "apple aud" because "appl" is on one line and "aud" is on the following line

by Jessica December 11, 2003

Carissa

Carissa. A nice pretty girl who was talking to my guy Phil. They talked for a long time. They only got to hang out once. They both thought it was a fun day. About 3 weeks later, they barely talked and now she is talking to a different guy name Jake. Phil thought they would have a chance together but no, it didn’t happen. Rest In Piece my boy Phil 😓

“ I might kill myself Carissa “

Phil

by Phillipsucks97 June 16, 2018

Carissa

Carissa is a mean bitch but can still get her way with her looks. She's never had a boyfriend but is hot af. She is also super smart but doesn't care enough to get good grades.

She is definitely a Carissa.

by lexiilynnnnn March 17, 2017