coochie

An oldtimer, southern word for a vagina. Popularized in songs such as "Hoochie Coochie Baby" by Muddy Waters. Considered one of the least offensive synonyms.

Hey baby, gonna lay some coochie on me?

by FastEddie August 3, 2005

coochie

The vagina of a woman.

Kristi's coochie smelled of ass because she didn't wash right.

by Ellie November 14, 2002

Afro Coochie

Refering to female genitali with enough hair to look like Don King on it.

I was gettin' some ghetto bumpin' head from a nigga bitch under a bridge until she whipped out her Afro Coochie and I saw a C stain on her panties!!

by Clint Kopp October 25, 2007

coochie war cry

1)known also as a handy, this ancient method of rousing the troops has been a native american custom from before the landing of De Soto and Armstrong. It involves the rapid paddling of the labia until Custer is surrounded.

The minutemen were ready only 50 seconds after hearing the furious spattle of the "coochie war cry." The Seneca had used it to great advantage in the French and Indian War and the militia would not let that lesson go unlearned. Betsy Ross was in no mood for an unloaded musket, so she left the armory doors wide open.

by Pantaloon January 17, 2008

COOCHIE CROOK

ONE WHO TAKES A COOCHIE AWAY FROM ANOTHER

I AM THE COOCHIE CROOK, DEAL WITH IT!

by SCOE September 25, 2008

Coochie Flipflops

When one puts a woman's clit between theur toes as if her genitals were a flipflop.

Dave : " so hows it going with the new girl?"
Marquis : " i wore that bitch like a pair of coochie flipflops the other day."

Dave: "word."

by TheYoungUnhungDiddlyWizard July 17, 2019

coochie cobwebs

Pussy that that hasn't been fucked in a long time which is either old, dead, or smells like rotten ass. In other words that shit never has any action.

I mean I love my grandmom, but man I can smell them coochie cobwebs even when she's not around.

by Anonymous December 21, 2003