Cali is a beautiful girl also know as a heart breaker, she is a loving girl and the sweetest personality. Be aware though Cali is a firecracker ready to go off at any moment. Her attitude Is CRAZY.
by Rock000 December 29, 2016
Get the Cali mug.Calgary sucks. It's a city of large hats, brother-sister love, stretchmarks, and small trophy cases. Calgarians only have one personality: hick. It is the fattest city in Alberta, and the 3rd fattest in western Canada. It is not nicknamed "Cowtown" for nothing.
Calgary Stampede sucks. When the horses go through the streets for their annual redneck parade they don't bother cleaning the shit up because it just blends in with the rest of the crap in Calgary.
Calgary sports fans suck. They have a massive inferiority complex towards their northern neighbors because they have almost triple the number of championships. They are more passionate about hating the Oilers than loving the Flames. Any mention of anything to do with Edmonton will produce apoplectic rage and gnashing of teeth. (well, "tooth". It's Calgary after all)
They all jumped on the Flames bandwagon in '04 and if the Flames continue to miss the playoffs they will all jump off with a resounding crash because they are fat.
Calgary Stampede sucks. When the horses go through the streets for their annual redneck parade they don't bother cleaning the shit up because it just blends in with the rest of the crap in Calgary.
Calgary sports fans suck. They have a massive inferiority complex towards their northern neighbors because they have almost triple the number of championships. They are more passionate about hating the Oilers than loving the Flames. Any mention of anything to do with Edmonton will produce apoplectic rage and gnashing of teeth. (well, "tooth". It's Calgary after all)
They all jumped on the Flames bandwagon in '04 and if the Flames continue to miss the playoffs they will all jump off with a resounding crash because they are fat.
The only thing Calgary has over Edmonton is a bigger downtown, too bad it's surrounded by a giant trailer park.
What do you call 30 Flames fans in a room together? A full set of teeth.
What do you call a hottie in Calgary? A tourist.
What's the difference between a bra and the Calgary Flames? (Come one, you all know the answer).
What do you call 30 Flames fans in a room together? A full set of teeth.
What do you call a hottie in Calgary? A tourist.
What's the difference between a bra and the Calgary Flames? (Come one, you all know the answer).
by Die Flames April 4, 2011
Get the Calgary mug.The dirtiest team to ever play the game of hockey. If your kicking their ass with 5 minutes to go and they put in their back up goalie, you better watch out for a goalie stick hitting unexpectedly wacking you somewhere in your body and their team captain spearing you with the end of his stick
by chances14 June 5, 2007
Get the calgary flames mug.by yodawgiherdulikeyoyos April 11, 2009
Get the Cali Gold mug.'Mars bar' or 'Donor car' manufactured for the purpose of supplying engines to better models of vauxhall, in particular the 'Nova'
You open the 'mars bar' wrapper and take out the 'chocolate' or the engine in this case and throw the wrapper 'or calibra' away.
You open the 'mars bar' wrapper and take out the 'chocolate' or the engine in this case and throw the wrapper 'or calibra' away.
by Spudloiii July 12, 2010
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by sonicsmash May 5, 2005
Get the Soul Caliber II mug.The best fucking hockey team ever that has played in NHL history. My favorite hockey team. Oilers suck!
Joe: Did you see that last night with kipper getting the shutout and stoning hemsky on the break away with Huselius getting thatt easy hat trick on Roloson?
Bill: No duh I did you retard that happens like every month!
Joe: Sorry man I just like the Calgary Flames.
Bill: Same here.
Bill: No duh I did you retard that happens like every month!
Joe: Sorry man I just like the Calgary Flames.
Bill: Same here.
by Jarome B.T August 2, 2007
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