Calling off Doug

When you aren't sick or have any emergency, but you still don't want to go to work.

I feel fine today. But I'm calling off Doug to work anyway

by mesatron July 2, 2016

Calligraphying

The act of doing calligraphy

"what are you doing?"

"I was calligraphying letters for a wedding"

by Sir McFluffamus December 19, 2017

calling pipe

to boastfully predict future laying of pipe (sexual intercourse) with a specific person

ex. Alex called pipe (past tense calling pipe) on Nikki and failed and therefore had to sleep in the garage

by callingpipe69 May 28, 2018

Calliferant

An incredibly strong, sweet smell, pungent to the point of being stifling, that often encourages misplaced and frantic sensations of exuberance. The feelings caused by calliferant scents often result in mild to shocking behavioral changes, including (but not limited to) a person throwing open windows, whereupon which they will thrust their upper half out into the elements and began belting Disney tunes. This usually signals wildlife within a ten to thirteen mile radius, drawing all manner of woodland creatures to the panicked singer in droves. Most often, the sound of the music will be accompanied by smaller varieties of birds flitting about the head and face of the singer, though larger corvids have been reported. In March 1937 a condor was reported colliding with one unlucky individual. Near the final week of October, bats have been generally reported.

The scent of rotten wax was cloying, like sweettree gum painting the inside of his nostrils, thick and calliferant.

by Arcadian Decay December 8, 2018

Callieanne

The most yeetiest girl alive. Will drink the yee yee juice and dab on the haters

Wow that's Callieanne over there...nice👌👌👌😏😏😏

by Rhi_ravioli March 30, 2019

caelei

Caelei is the type of girl that you really don't want to piss off. When she gets angry, she's a bitch! though most of her friends know that she does have a little soft spot. Win her over, and she's your everything! She's a great friend or girlfriend. she's very loyal, brave, opinionated, indecisive, very dirty, sporty, chill/cool, a huge tomboy, and a rebel. Caelei doesn't wear makeup, though she will on special occasions, she doesn't really care if she has pimples or not, she is completely herself around friends, and doesn't care much about what people think of her, and just wants people to love her for her. If you were to date a caelei, chances are she would like you because your dirty and funny, and have a great personality. she loves staying out at dark, and absolutely loves her music! she's a huge party girl, and knows a good time! Caelei's are normally blondes with a big ass! If your close to a caelei, keep her by your side always, she's so worth it!

"Wow! Caelei has a big ass! she's such a great friend though!"

by natalie231 April 24, 2019

callimacooshcapi

Hold on to the beautiful things in life

“Man, my life’s been falling apart lately.”
Just think of your family and how much they love you and don’t forget your friends. Callimacooshcapi.”

by 3_more_seconds_ March 2, 2020