Conor

An awesome, amazing boyfriend who has these big, beautiful blue eyes and this stupid really short messy blonde hair, and really pale skin, who’s always there to listen and reassure you, and sometimes confuse you with his weird Irish language. He’s so pretty and i cry thinking about the day he dies. He’s been there with me through everything even when I was in the hospital for my OD attempt. If your reading this Hawley, I love you so so so so so much from the bottom of my heart and I hope you know that no matter what, if you killed somebody, blew up a school, or anything else worse, I would always love you. Even when my heart stops beating I will love you and think about you, WHEN I AM NOTHING BUT SOIL FOR THE MAGGOTS TO SQUIRM IN I WILL MISS YOU AND I WILL WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN WITH YOU LONGER. <3 -Zubin

Conor: a really really sweet amazing person.
Friend: Why do you like him so much?
Me: He pulled me out of my depression and gave my life meaning.

by Utter_Lozer October 8, 2024

Conor brown

Biggest bean in ferry looks like a stick gets burst in every fight, think he runs the show

YMD: aw naw it’s Conor brown am so para hardest boy walking towards us aw naw am gonna get hit by his bat that he pure holds

by FUCK YER YMK February 16, 2020

Conor

Conor gets bullied by his best friends. Conor cant talk to girls and his always single and his best friend bullies him because he cant get girls. Conor has a receding hairline and crippling depression.

Conor cant talk to girls
Conor hows your girlfriend oh wait you dont have one

by CantGetAGirlfriend December 2, 2019

Conor

Is a new found lover of chicken nuggets.

He has one girl on his mind all the time that also loves nuggets. Conor is also bery sexually active and has naughty thoughts of the chicken nugget girl :)

Want to come an stay at mine , share nuggets?

Conor also loves duck ;)

by Iloveyoucs May 30, 2022

Conor

A complete waste of flesh.

Useless

Quit being a conor and do something.

by Captain_Champagne October 8, 2019

Conor William James Patrick Patrick

When you have a long ass name and you pointlessly add names to it making it longer but only add names already in the long ass name

George Peter is totally doing a Conor William James Patrick Patrick as he is getting a confirmation name and choosing Peter... what a whalloper!

So his name is now George Peter Peter?

Yeah, what a whalloper!

by Winggger October 31, 2020

Conor

The closest thing you will have to a guy best friend. He is worth leaving your boyriend for. His eyes are green and is not any taller than 5' 7". Do not write anything vulgar about him, because he is going to be a pastor.

"Wow, that guy Conor is so respectful. I wish my boyfriend was like him"

by emilydikinson January 12, 2024