Buttering The Vegetable

When you cum on a person in a vegetative state amd smear it on them like butter.

Bro, you think you had a great night? I was buttering the vegetable!

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

Bitching

A group of middle aged white women, who all want to speak to the manager

The bitching and patiently waited to speak with the manager.

by FUBARJones August 7, 2020

Bitching

Someone who is a bitch and is calling the other person a bitch

For example Maria is Bitching about her dog.

by Windy Rodriguez February 20, 2021

Buttchuggin Dicks

When you take a bunch of penis’s in your butt at a high rate of speed and high volume.

Hey Dan, get out from under there and quit buttchuggin dicks, we got work to do!

Dang it Scooter how many times did I tell you don’t go runnin off to the gay bar buttchuggin dicks!

by Captain Longdick February 21, 2021

Bitching

When you have an itch that is as annoying as a bitch

This itch is bitching right now

by Soup134 August 2, 2021

Buttering Up

When a man Cums before sexual intercourse and smeres it all around his dick, using it as natural lube, and is used by men who either don't like the person they are having sex with, or just wants a baby.

*Dude one comes into a room where dude two is mastuebating*
Dude one:bro wtf
Dude two:yoo I'm just "Buttering up" before sex
Dude one: ok. Nice cock doe

by Tiny bit of mayo August 15, 2021

Buttering the bagel

The act of ejaculating on an asshole and spreading it around with a male genitalia

Holy shit Jennifer me and the pastor was buttering the bagel night.

by ieatasswithaspoon August 21, 2021