Turtle-Burgered

When one can say they are in an intense form of retardation from the effects of, alcohol, marijuana, perscription pills, etc.. or the combination of some or all of them.

"Last weekend was sick...Joey ended up getting Turtle-Burgered"

"dude, im turtleburgered"

by Roy Biv March 9, 2009

Waiting Burger

when mcdonalds, or any fast food place forgets about your order, and after you tell them, they compensate your lost time with an additional burger, for your wait

"Dude, i only ordered one, but since they forgot about my burger, they gave me a waiting burger too, now i have 2!!"

"Yo i thought you only ordered one"
"Yea but since i had to wait like 15 minutes the chick gave me a waiting burger too"

"Waiting Burgers created fun."

"JT stole my waiting burger"

by JPdaBuhl March 25, 2009

Jam Burger

A Pussy at the "time of the month" or a pussy in general

"i was filling her jam burger with cream" or "i was eating a delicious jam burger last night

by stargate1983 September 8, 2010

house burger

A burger your mom used to make because you were on welfare. Common ingredients include Wonder Bread, green peppers, onions, and an egg.

Kids with McDonalds burgers - "Eww where did you get that welfare green pepper house burger?"

Welfare kid - "My mother made it." *runs off and cries.

by Truthbot July 22, 2012

Jazz Burger

An overzealous individual, particularly in sales. Characterized by shady ethics and hair that has way too much gel in it.

That motherfucking jazz burger at the Verizon store sold me a piece of shit phone.

by Bender04 December 18, 2013

austin burger

a man who has troubles getting an erection. Also is known to be a flaming gay. Enjoys getting shafted from behind

Dude, I just got Austin Burgered and couldn't get laid.

by Austin Burger disease September 27, 2014

Thot burger

A Thot that's thicker in a good way.

"Damn she's a Thot burger."
"Yeah she got that ass"

by ThotBurger September 6, 2016