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bulb bride

Usually a dental assistant who marries the dentist she assists in the hope of gaining more ready and constant access to . . . no, not nitrous oxide, but said dentist's financial assets. In return, the assistant covers for and tries her best to enable the dentist's own nitrous oxide addiction. She does this by participating fully in the addiction with him. Also known as a nitrous whore.
Pure nitrous oxide addiction is very rare among health care professionals, being the rarest among the drugs abuse by this group. When addiction does develop, however, it is most commonly part of a poly-drug abuse pattern and is usually the minor component of the addiction as in the case of the "bulb bride" wannabe, who plays up her mild addiction to the NO supply while becoming even more addicted to the credit cards, banking and investment accounts of her nitrous-huffing boss. Bulb brides habitually enter the office on weekends to find their husbands dead asleep in dental operatory chairs with nitrous masks still strapped on and have been known to turn up the nitrous flow to lethal levels, though only after learning the whereabouts and acquiring safe access to their husbands' not inconsiderable financial assets.
by Russell Clark December 6, 2006
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bradern

When a female styles her pubic hair (armpits / vagina) in either a brade or ponytail.
-Damn Alyssa how long did it take you to bradern today?

-Before the wedding Julia had to bradern for the after party.
by QSKRaNdOmZZ January 6, 2011
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Bridette

Bridette is a female the bride chooses to be in her wedding party. They will take on many tasks and and join I the stress and celebrations in the wedding planning and partying.
I cannot wait to have all my bridette's with me when I walk down the isle.
by Mrs.Allaire September 3, 2016
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Bride Brain

The inability to remember literally anything in the last few weeks leading up to the wedding. The Bride's brain feels like it was actually removed from her head, and fried (scrambled egg style). She starts speaking nonsense ideas and repeats herself multiple times since she can't remember who she told what to. Symptoms include but are not limited to: bad wedding dreams, waking up at ridiculous hours of the night and not being able to fall back asleep, forgetting to eat, rambling on about nothing, uncontrollable laughter at random things.

Mother of the Bride Brain can also occur in a similar way. If both the Mother of the Bride and the Bride get this, LOOK OUT.
I'm afraid Kelsey has Bride Brain. She told me 6 times in a two hour span that she still needs to start packing for her honeymoon. I'm also worried about her mom, DiAnn, she laughs hysterically at almost everything.
by Kelk July 9, 2017
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Brayden blackhurst

Brayden is the type of guy that just wants to smash. He usually has brownish hair and brown eyes. Some people might say he's a fuck boy. He usually dates girls that are tall and have red hair. He can tend to date bitches sometimes... or more like most of the time. If you really want the real definition pretty much is a guy that will fuck anything that walks.
Damn look at that guy over there! He's fucking that weird guy john! That must be a Brayden blackhurst!
by Fuck_boiiiiii September 17, 2017
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Bradenton blue

A tasty drink invented by Steven Warren. Made with 2 parts Bacardi rum, 2 parts Malibu coconut rum, 2 parts peach schnapps, 2 parts blue curaco, 4 parts sour mix. Mix with ice and enjoy until the police arrive
“Man, it’s hot as Africa..I could swim in a pitcher of Bradenton Blue.”
by Lickerguy January 28, 2018
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Brayden Murphy

A man on the Victor Swim Team that has a big dick. It’s so big that it touches the toilet water.
by Hartman_Noah October 12, 2018
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