Bag of Briefcaseness

Basically, any bag that contains drugs or drug paraphranelia.

Stoner 1- Dude, did you bring over the bong?
Stoner 2- Yeah, its in the bag of briefcaseness
Stoner 3- Awesome

by Brown Bear :) June 26, 2008

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boef

To have illigitimate sex on an inappropriate surfaces (i.e. customer service desk, water fountain, men's dressing room, porta potties or the confessional).

"Shut up..., Jenn boefed Joel in that nasty Johnny-on-the-Spot at the concert last night."

by Allison Folwarski June 13, 2008

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Taking one testical in between your pinkie and ring finger, your penis in between your ring and midle finger, and your other testical in between your index and middle finger. Then rubbing on another persons face while they are sleeping.

'Last night I Pennsylvania Briefcased my roommate, he hasn't found out yet.'

by pwetzel January 23, 2010

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Broe

A hoe, except it is a straight guy who gets paid by other straight guy to have a bromance. A broe is own by a Bromander in Chief (pimp for broes).

"Dude, I'm having troubLe finding a hoe that wiLL have sex with me, I think im gonna have to go after a broe."

by Bromander in Chief December 8, 2009

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Broey

A person that is the opposite of bro. He is the target of mass teasing or bullying, especially when a Broey decides that he will finally go out. Broey refuses to drink Keystone Light with the other bros, and never gets laid.

Broey is a piece of shit.

We are going to firebomb Broey's room tonight because he is such a pussy.

by TheBroCommander August 31, 2010

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