Buckle

v. in reference to who owns the pants. One may wear the pants in the relationship, but the other owns the buckle to the pants.
A.k.a. one person may be the boss, but the other one controls who gets into the pants.

1.A:I wear the pants in this relationship.
M: Yes, but I own the buckle.
A: You aren't getting into my pants anytime soon.

P:Dude, you know he wears the pants in that relationship.
F:Yeah, but she owns the buckle.

by Hippieluv February 1, 2009

Tijuana belt buckle

Shoving the your balls above the top of your pants while keeping your penis below, exposing only the scrotum, preferably to distract an opponent or incite ridicule at the sake of his questionable sexuality.

I was playing beer pong and steve gave me the Tijuana belt buckle.

by garthvader13 December 22, 2010

buckle

To fail, especially by loss of will.

"Did you ask that girl out, Jim?"
"No, she had a cock-blocking friend and I buckled."

by Knuckles April 3, 2003

belt buckle

here's how it goes down:

"wanna see my belt buckle?"

*person or people look at crotch area

*person who asked "wanna see my belt buckle?" lifts up shirt/sweatshirt displaying his/her upper bush area above the slightly pulled down underwear and pants

by TheBiggestBossYouveSeenThusFar February 8, 2010

buckled

To collapse from exhaustion; when the knees 'buckle' beneath one because you have worked so hard.

"I am down on whores and I shant quit ripping them til I do get buckled." - Jack the Ripper

by Dear Old Jack October 27, 2011

monkey brain belt buckle

When you take the monkey brain you form by stretching your skin tightly around your ball sack tightening the skin till it resembles a minature brain and placing it out the top of your waist line so that it resides on your belt buckle

To create a Monkey Brain Belt Buckle. Place your brain to belt buckle position and then call upon a near by friend to bear witness to it.

by grtwhtshrk August 5, 2008

one two buckle my shoe

You shove a shoe buckle up your urethra. An act typically performed by "close" friends.

I told his girlfriend that fixing his relationship would just take the good ol one two buckle my shoe.

by TotallyNotMattsFriends August 9, 2017