blow off

to ignore

She has better thing to do that nite so she will blow off the boring plans.

by abitooc March 3, 2004

blow j

the act of giving a fellatio; the term was coined in the 2007 hit "Superbad"

i'm going to give you the best blow j ever...with muh mouth.

by jammin-j January 22, 2008

Blow Job

The thing I do for my Boyfriend when he's horny. First I'll put my hand down his pants lightly jerk him off, get a little faster and grip it a bit tighter. After I've gotten him nice and hard I'll unbutton his pants and get on my knees. I'll give one more pump and then lick the tip while I jerk him off a bit more. As he starts moaning I'll put the head into my mouth and suck and swirl my tongue around. I move more of it into my mouth sucking harder and swirling tongue around faster. I'll use my other hand to stroke his balls. I start deep throating. I gag a bit. Then as he throbs in my mouth I'll moan around his cock making him moan loud. As he throbs I stop for a few seconds, and he'll glare at me but I tell him it'll be worth it. (If you wait a few seconds it's much more pleasurable) then I go back to sucking as hard as I can and bobbing my head up and down as fast as I can still licking his cock. I moan again around his cock multiple times. Then as he cums in my mouth I swallow it all and smirk up at him. Then he'll eat me out but that's for another time ;) and then me and him fuck like no tomorrow (again another time (;)

I gave him an amazing blow job even though he's my 1st real bf XD

by Some girl, with huge ass tits April 12, 2016

blow a smurf

crushing and snorting roxycontin

Phillis and I went into the locker room to blow a smurf.

by fuckin Pat September 27, 2012

Lord Blow

The alter ego of homosexual Twitch streamer Hamlinz. Once he grabs quad launchers, he becomes Lord Blow, and every opponent he faces gets blownup.

*Grabs quad launcher*
Hamlinz: "I am Lord Blow from the Blowing Region. Who wants to get blown?"
*sees opponent*
Hamlinz: "Get blown brother! Artillery Strike! You dare face the might of Lord Blow?"
Chat: HamzB

by HamzB January 29, 2019

blow-handy

When a girl jacks you off and gives you a blow job at the same time.

Guy1: Dude what'd you and your Girl do last night?

Guy2: Man, she gave me a blow-handy.

Guy1: what's that?

Guy2: imagine an Amish girl churning butter only she's sucking the handle like a dick.

Guy1: nice!

by grilledcheezyy November 2, 2013

Blow blunts

The act of smoking marijuana out of a platinum blunt wrap as a result usually feeling very euphoric

Act is usually performed with one or more of your goons

Yo baker whatchu doin after class
Me n da white ape are gonna blow blunts wit trick and that faggot deadeye

by 2ozblunt March 4, 2009