The outrageous act of saying something so dull, boring, or nonsensical that it offends the very concept of interesting conversation.
“During the meeting, Carl committed pure blahsphemy when he talked for 20 minutes and said absolutely nothing.”
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cuz youre the apple to my pie,
your the straw to my barry,
your the smoke to my high,
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your the straw to my barry,
your the smoke to my high,
and youre the one i wanna marrrrry
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