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Like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

Waiting for something for a long period of time that never happens or seemingly will never happen
Waiting for my husband to mow the lawn is like waiting for a giraffe to give birth
by Jbanana March 7, 2017
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does giving birth cause PTSD?

does giving birth cause PTSD? the question that many people ask. a question that can only be answered by the child at birth.
by BlueStripes March 18, 2019
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To defecate (have a poo) where it is unwise to, or just where you shouldn't.
Hotel Owner: Listen up everyone! I saw one of you giving birth to a general in the burns unit this morning, and I wanna know who!

Confused Man: What?!

Hotel Owner: Someone shat in the shower.
by BringerOfWordsdom September 21, 2009
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birth some chocolate lab puppies

to take a poo.

to deficate.

release excriment from one's bowels
I had to cut the conversation short so I could go birth some chocolate lab puppies
by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008
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birth some chocolate lab puppies

to take a poo.

to deficate.

release excriment from one's bowels
I had to cut the conversation short so I could go birth some chocolate lab puppies
by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008
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Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble the blackness of your feet stamp as an infant in the hospital.
Walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.
by Jennifred July 19, 2023
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Birth control

“I don’t think my pull out game was strong”

it’s fine I took my birth control”
by Idgaf4u September 16, 2019
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