gut beater

when you have sex and a women can feel dick in her guts.

5150 men are known as gut beater

by thee who preaches the unspoken May 14, 2016

Still Better Than Shaq

When an individual is bad at something, but realizes they're still better than Shaq.

Tom was awful at cooking, but he remembered he was still better than Shaq.

by Lasagna743 February 14, 2017

Island Beater

A car in Hawaii that you get for cheap,most likely due to your other car payment being too high or not being able to afford gas on your “expensive car”.

“Lunsford, how much did you buy that island beater for?”

“I bought this hooptie for $200.”

by YoUSAHOE November 26, 2019

ribcage beater

The king of beating ribcages with items including but not limited to: metal pipes, yardsticks, a frozen bag of sardines, Remington 500 pistolwhip style, rebar, 35 year old loaf of bread, nutsock filled with pennies, astolfo figurine, rgb keyboard, a small dog, etc.

Nerd: "Please stop hitting my ribcage with a metal pipe"

Ribcagebeater420,King of ribcage beating: "The ribcage beater is not yet satisfied"

by Ribcage beater 420 August 8, 2023

grubby dick beaters

A term used to describe the unwashed hands of an adolescent male.

HEY!! Get your grubby dick beaters off my burger!

by Mr_Shlaapu April 20, 2018

but its better if you do

A song written by panic! at the disco. The music video consits of majority of the band looking depressed but the lead singer Brendon Urie is having the time of his life in an illegal strip club. Brendon then gets a lap dance from his onscreen girlfriend and then gets arrested with his girlfriend. Just a normal day in a panic! at the disco music video

"wow my life is pretty shit"
"well at least you didnt get arrested in an illegal strip club like brendon urie in but its better if you do"

by @deathofasinnerx on twitter :) October 20, 2018

Council of beetroot

The supposed villain in Pewdiepie’s epic Minecraft anime which is behind the alleged deaths of pewdiepies Minecraft pets.

Felix: kills his pets with TNT

Also Felix: Why would council of beetroot do this!?

by HattyHattington October 17, 2019