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spotted beaver

A vagina/pussy that is covered with freckles
Guy 1: "Dude, did you sink it last night?"
Guy 2: "Nahh man, she dropped her pants and there was a spotted beaver in there. I just couldn't do it."
Guy 1: "That's grody!"
by Hunter Beavers November 21, 2011
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beanerita

A white girl who dresses, talks and acts like she is a chola, mexican or of latin descent, usually as a result of living in a primarily hispanic neighborhood. Usually nicknames herself "guera" but spells it "weda" because thats how its pronounced and she doesnt know any better. Sonetimes nicknamed "flaca" if she's thin. Spells it "flacka" or "flaka". She claims to speak Spanish but only actually knows a few words so its more like really bad Spanglish. More often than not she has an annoying, nasal voice and talks fast.
That beanerita thinks she's mexican. That white girl cant even spell guera right
by TrendyWendy March 18, 2015
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Beaker

Robert Sykes, in reference to the chinless Muppet known as Beaker.
Hey Beaker, wheres your chin?!"
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Beaver Pelt

When your golf shot results in a huge grass divot which resembles a hairy beaver (vagina).
Michael left a nice 70's style beaver pelt on that last shot! Hefner would be proud.
by Respn April 22, 2017
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real beaner hours

Like real nigga hours except to not offend niggas by not saying real nigga hours
by azomioff January 14, 2018
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Beaverburp

When a woman farts, but her ass is clenched together so tight that the fart moves toward her vagina and is released through her vaginal lips.
My beaverburped when my tight jeans pushed my butt cheeks together tightly while I let one rip.
by Fantasia Delight November 23, 2009
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beaver scootch

when a female drags her genitalia accross an unsuspecting person's forehead. i.e. the female version of the "tea bag".
when Jim was passed-out, Ashley gave him a pants-off beaver scootch right on his forehead.
by Jamoca May 5, 2003
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