Bearism

Bearism is religion founded by that great and skilled word smith Dylan. Its the art of taking a few months off work/school/life and hibernating over the course of winter like bears do. Staying in doors and sleeping a lot is largely whats involved, as well as surrounded yourself with a lot of your favorite food stuffs.

"Mommy, When i grow up i want to join the cult of Bearism!!!! Dylan is such a charismatic leader, and i don't want to have to goto school in the cold"

by Dylan Beezlebub April 4, 2007

The Bears

Bears are powerful members of an online community or forum, and are usually very knowledgeable on certain subjects. They can often get annoyed at people new to their forum, because they don't have the same level of respect or know-how.

The term 'Bears' comes from the popular welcome to new members of an internet community, 'Don't feed the bears'. A bear attack is when a Bear decides to flame a less important member for little or no reason.

Poetic-Justice: Omg help i can't partition my drives...!
t0nedef: NO! GO HOME! We don't want you here, and you're a stupid fuck. Get a life, and leave me alone. RaWR!
Narada: Oh fux, the bears are out!

by FirmWare October 4, 2008

Scummy Bears

A variation of the popular 'Gummy Bear' sweets.
Scummy Bears are usually covered in fluff/dust/dirt after having been dropped on the floor or left in a pocket for a few weeks/months etc

A Gummy Bear sweet that is found by surprise down the side of the sofa/under the bed etc generally inedible except to those strange few who claim the mould adds to the flavour...

Boy: Would you like a gummy bear?

Girl: Yeah, thanks... Hey! this is a scummy bear! it's covered in fluff and missing an ear!!

Boy: ...I found it on the floor


TV Advertisement: 'Scummy Bears! Now with 25% more fluff!'

by BekkaBecca! March 27, 2009

roses on a bearskin

The epitome of the most passionate and romantic lovemaking imaginable.

I had the wildest one-night-stand. That shit was like roses on a bearskin.

by Erik Q. May 7, 2008

Don't Feed the Bears

A Phrase used by Truck Drivers.
It means not to speed and give the Bear money for another Donut.

East Bound Don't Feed The Bears you got'em Wall to Wall from the 186 mile marker to the 54 mile marker.Don't give them a reason to take food off your childrens plate.

by MarkDB1973 February 26, 2009

Bearshare

the best P2P filehsaring program ever created by anyone in the world ever. also a cool name.

Rob sent me bearshare last nite, i downloaded the new slipknot single so fast i almost jizzed my panties.

by Euan Reid aka Wilf McGilf May 15, 2005

Beards

Colloquial expression used when talking about distance or time. To be used in combination with other cryptic word substitutions to piss knobheads off.

You want me to drive there? It's fucking beards away!

You fucked him last month? Fucking beards ago.

by shup July 7, 2004